Twats Spraytan fries your brain Among other things. Ever heard of a movie called The Hangover? It’s this summer’s smash comedy, has grossed so far in excess of $200 million. That’s all. According to Us Weekly, the part played by Heather Graham (a stripper) was initially offered to Lindsay Lohan by director By Lainey • Jul 08, 2009 03:13 am
Twats Sit your Hills ass DOWN F-cking eejit. So Lauren Conrad was at Deluxe last week and according to Radar was apparently caught up in some drama with her boyfriend over her claim that RYAN GOSLING HIT ON HER. Say what bimbo? Yes. This was her allegation. Whined Lauren to her boyfriend Kyle: "Who does By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 07:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Tweeting tweaked – the morning after It’s never her fault. Especially when she f-cks up on Twitter. Yesterday I posted this article about Lindsay Lohan trash-tweeting Justin Timberlake’s William Rast at Colette Paris and Macy’s, calling it low classy and not chic. Not long after the article went up on my blog, Lilo, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 05:51 am
Twats Crackhead birthday party She’s turning 23 on July 2nd but you’d think she’d be at least 10 years older, right? Lindsay Lohan celebrated in Vegas over the weekend looking like she’s been opening her legs for crack for the last decade, and perhaps pimp-beaten and left in an alley By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 03:55 am
Twats What sex tape? News broke last week about Leighton Meester’s sex tape. While the video has not yet found its way onto the internets, several screencaps were released last week – the images are, um, extremely revealing – and a bidding war is said to be underway for the actual footage of Leighton having By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 10:42 am
Twats One Night in Leighton? The stupidness of youth… TMZ is reporting that there is a Leighton Meester sex tape that will soon hit the market, shot a few years ago, Leighton prancing around nude, and engaging in some kinky sh-t with her feet. OK, now I’m curious. Apparently a deal for the video By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 04:29 am
Twats Do you want to f-ck her thumb? Because she’s making it seem like it’s f-ckable. If only this could keep her from talking so much sh-t. Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf, who supposedly has creative uses for his own thumb, were in Paris today promoting Transformers. As you can see, the Poor Man’s Jolie By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 07:54 am
Twats He wasn't spreading it well The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've seen By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 01:13 pm
Twats Single Orange Female Samantha Ronson in working in London this week. Lindsay Lohan showed up in London this week. Word is she arranged her schedule and booked a photo shoot conveniently for when Sam was there, staying at a hotel just down the street. So last night, Sam heads to Bungalow 8 with By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 03:58 am
Twats Lilo, Ungaro, Paris, and London Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki. Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, on By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 06:00 am
Twats Foxy Wax Face Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face? Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards? Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox. Give.It.Up. Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:03 am
Twats Even through security… She has a porn star face. This is why Megan Fox will always be a skin rag girl. Low rent. Megan was photographed today at LAX heading out for a couple of quick days of promotion before returning by Sunday for the Movie Awards. She and Michael Bay will introduce By Lainey • May 28, 2009 01:52 pm
Twats amfAR Ebola Check out this set of photos of Ebola and her new boyfriend at amfAR last night. Oooops! I dropped my bracelet! It was like, a total accident! It was on my…and now its…oh wait...he's not picking it up for me! But I’m such a By Lainey • May 22, 2009 03:11 am
Twats Every Tom, Dick, and Lolita… Is headed to Cannes. Check out Hayden Panettiere arriving at Nice airport today, presumably headed for the Croisette, in town to party with some rich 40 year old Euro cheese because that’s what turns her on. Hayden came from London where she spent a few day shopping and set By Lainey • May 14, 2009 08:03 am
Twats Pity hire A job. A real acting job. Hollywood is all about 5th chances. And this is Lindsay’s – confirmed to star in an indie comedy about a grad student doing research on a remote island and the characters she encounters along the way costarring Woody Harrelson, Alanis Morissette, Giovanni Ribisi, and By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:31 am
Twats More AssTalk from the Fox Still can’t believe she and John Mayer haven’t hooked up yet. He’s a depraved douchebag, she’s as stripper skank as they come. And neither of them can stop yapping. Perfect together. Please make it happen. Anyway, we’re a month away from Transformers which means we’ By Lainey • May 13, 2009 07:37 am
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