Twats Loving every minute This is not the face of girl who needs you to feel sorry for her. This however is the face of a 35 year old. Only Lindsay Lohan is not 35. And she’s made up for a photo shoot. Remember these then when this cover of Spanish Vogue is By Lainey • May 07, 2009 02:54 am
Twats Possessive Lilo Check out this video. First Samantha Ronson leaves a restaurant, drives away alone. Lindsay Lohan pulls up later and she needs the paps – the paps!!! the dreaded paps!!! – to tell her what Samantha was doing, who she was with, and if she left alone. Then she sped off. TMZ reports By Lainey • May 06, 2009 01:09 pm
Twats 12 hour crank Girl’s gotta hustle. How else can she afford the lifestyle? There’s her sister to support. And her mother too. So Lindsay Lohan hopped on a plane on Saturday headed for Montreal where she was hired to host a party. Here she is with her Dirty Face posing for By Lainey • May 04, 2009 02:49 am
Twats It runs in the family Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’ By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 04:51 am
Twats How long before they break up? If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 06:28 am
Twats First Peep, then Porn? Lindsay Lohan was in Vegas this weekend, attended a performance of a new Las Vegas review called Peepshow. People.com is reporting that Lilo personally approached show producers for a role and could take over from Kelly Monaco in a few months requiring her to get almost completely naked. Kelly By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 10:13 am
Twats Chicken Fried in Vancouver By now I’m sure you’ve heard – Britney Spears stopped the Circus last night for more than half an hour claiming it was too “smoky”. This from a bitch who smokes in front of her kids. It was, for real, the best part of the concert. You know for By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:21 am
Hook Ups Give this man the Pulitzer He deserves it. You didn’t give a sh*t when it was reported that Mickey Rourke was nailing Bai Ling. But her publicist has taken it upon himself to clear up the rumours, like we’re talking about the Brange. Not only that, he’s written a f-cking masterpiece, By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 07:34 am
Twats Where was your mother last night? My mother was at home. She’s been at home for 2 days recovering from surgery, driving us crazy. My dad in particular. Because he’s there. At least with me, I have the phone as a buffer. Recovery means no casino. Recovery also means no mahjong. No casino and By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:45 am
Twats Girls & Gifts Lindsay Lohan has been rolling around recently in a sweet ride – a Maserati valued at, so they say, $100,000. Her assistant nicked it last week and apparently it cost ten grand to fix the damage (very minor). Aside: why the f-ck does unhireable Lindsay Lohan have an assistant??? I By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 05:37 am
Twats Oscar-nominated delusions You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 05:32 am
Twats Lilo is po’ No money, many problems. According to Gatecrasher, Lindsay Lohan is broke ass. Not surprising. After all, she hasn’t had a job in… forever. And she has to support her mother who can’t afford to pay her own back taxes, and there’s the shopping, and of course the By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 10:03 am
Twats Seth Rogen > Lindsay Lohan Sit DOWN Spray Tan! Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Nylon looking cranked out and rather conceited. This is a girl who loves herself. This is why she’s not sad smut. She worships the camera worshipping her: “I love doing photo shoots… I mean, if I could just By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 03:29 am
Twats How many second chances? As you’ve heard, Lindsay was let off today – the court recalled her arrest warrant after her lawyer went in there to argue that she’s only missed her alcohol education classes because of pap interference. How come pap interference never interferes with her partying? Or going to Jack Nicholson’ By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 02:59 pm
Twats Booty calls and broken windows Lilo drama…what else is new. She loves it. She lives for it. She creates it. She can’t exist without it. So there was a warrant issued for her arrest on Friday. Violation of probation related to her DUI. The warrant however did not deter Lindsay Lohan from heading By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 02:17 am
Twats Sit DOWN Panettiere Little bitch, big ego, needs to sit the f-ck DOWN. Hayden Panettiere was on the carpet at an event in Hawaii the other day. It was a fundraiser for a local hospital. The press was there. This is why SHE was there. To PROMOTE the cause. Hayden was crusty from By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 05:27 am
