Uma Thurman Bitter Music There was a technical snafu at the 24-Hour Plays recently and to entertain an irritated crowd, Ethan Hawke took to the stage with his guitar and performed a song he wrote “while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Music & Lyrics… about Uma. According to New York Magazine, By Lainey • Mar 21, 2008 07:07 am
Uma Thurman Uma Glow & Colin Firth There was a little something extra in Uma’s face tonight in London for the premiere of The Accidental Husband co-starring Colin Firth and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Uma and Colin – great onscreen pairing, non? Me likey. Unfortunately he probably won’t get the girl. The Accidental Husband is about a By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 08:54 am
Uma Thurman Matching Eyes Uma and Arky last night at the Happy Hearts Fund gala. Maybe it’s just the lighting, maybe it’s the cameras…but there’s a telltale glassy quality to their eyes that goes very well with the pinned pupils. My smutty sense is tingling. Maybe it’s just me. By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 05:46 am
Uma Thurman Uma with Arki I totally get the Euro Hot. Arpad (Arki) Busson is 100% Euro Hot. Am all over it. And Uma is too. Uma’s last boyfriend Andre Balasz was cut from the same mold. Only Arki allegedly has some very bad habits. Ones that Elle Macpherson supposedly couldn’t be around By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 05:39 am
Jennifer Aniston Uma & Arky They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short. Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type. Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 06:53 am
Uma Thurman Type Uma After an off/on relationship with super rich hotelier Andre Balasz, Uma Thurman has moved on… to Elle Macpherson’s baby father Arpad Busson, nickname Arky. He was seen grabbing her ass in NYC a few days ago… Andre and Arky – she has a type, non? Handsome wealthy Euro-dudes with By Lainey • Aug 01, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Uma & Valentino Valentino celebrated 45 years this weekend with a star-studded, extravagant, seemingly interminable celebration consisting of party after party after fashion show. One of the lowlights had to be Sienna Miller – more on that later. Among the highlights, as usual – Uma Thurman who chose light and pale shades throughout the festivities By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Gary Oldman Sirius Black is a Sexy Bitch When I was young and stupid, I wondered how Uma Thurman could possibly marry Gary. And now, with a little more experience and perhaps a savvier sense of what is sexy, now I totally get it. Especially now that I’ve seen the Order of the Phoenix. Gary Oldman is By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicole Kidman Uma & Tots Uma Thurman at the beach with her 2 kids, participating in a little sand creativity. Cute, non? And holy breasts! Never thought of her as abundant in that area…you? Also love her body. An Amazon body but a healthy one, I think. One that doesn’t scream: I obsess By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani Uma Uma At the moment, Uma Thurman sits atop my husband’s Freebie 5. And since Gwen Stefani’s pregnancy, she is the only member of his Freebie 5 - although I think the sales girl who sold him La Dauphine from the Christian Dior store the other day has probably gained By Lainey • May 20, 2006 08:00 am
Uma Thurman Most Indifferent: Uma Thurman I almost – just almost – preferred the Swedish milkmaid ensemble from a couple of years ago to this bland, boring, and very un-Uma number she decided to throw on tonight. I looked at her and I couldn’t give a sh*t…which almost never happens when I look at Uma By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Kidman, Thurman, and Aniston All three have been confirmed as Oscar presenters on March 5th. All three are thin, divorced, and dating anew. But upon closer examination? Hmmmm…let’s see. Uma and Nicole: Statuesque FILM ACTRESSES with several nominations between them. Jen Aniston: Not so much. So who’s the odd chin out? By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Uma Thurman From Pamela A: Uma Thurman has thick skin? How about Uma Thurman for the Thick Skinned beauty? Dear Pamela, Great guess. It certainly fits quite nicely, except that Ms. Thurman has a much healthier ego than our girl. And while she pretends she"s crazy, Uma is as far from loopy as it gets. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
