Girly Throw Downs Huge empty bag Posh arrived at Heathrow after a couple of days in Milan with David Beckham. As you can see, she’s carrying a huge white Hermes bag that’s probably empty. She’s also wearing a pair of skinnies that don’t actually make her look invisible. Chill. It’s not By Lainey • May 14, 2009 03:56 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat The real Posh… Is cute! A rare photo of Victoria Beckham after a workout – no makeup. And she’s really, really pretty. So much less harsh, less fake, less waxy. Of course in her mind she probably thinks she looks like sh-t. Dumbass. The jet setting Mrs Beckham arrived in Milan today showing By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:03 am
Bitch please Posh judges! But first, this is David Beckham in Milan today with his best hair. Still makes me swoon, although I’d prefer a clean shave. Not sure what’s going with him these days. His facial hair is so patchy. A little too Gary from Team America. America…f-ck yeah! Speaking By Lainey • May 08, 2009 03:56 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat What she’s most proud of… Until Anna finally pats her on the head and gives her a Vogue cover. Poor Posh keeps waiting and waiting and waiting. I love that bitch for holding out on her. Bet your concrete tits that saying “no not yet” to Victoria Beckham is Anna Wintour’s happy place. For By Lainey • May 06, 2009 07:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Posehard pose-off! When Victoria Beckham met Renee Zellweger…who posed the hardest? Who posed so hard she need hip replacement surgery? Maybe we need a new poll. Ok, f-ck the Claudia vs Heidi poll. Let’s pit Posh and SnapFace head to head. Big surprise. Snappy’s wearing a strapless dress. It’ By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:58 am
BFFs Birthday Glum Tomorrow is Victoria Beckham’s 35th birthday. She celebrated last night with Eva Longoria and Katie Holmes at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. Want to Photo Assumption how she looked? Photo Assumption says the Birthday Girl looked blue. Possible reasons for being blue on birthday: 1. Shauna Sand was allowed By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 03:49 am
Quiveration Hot Easter Dad In Italy with his 3 boys yesterday enjoying some Beckham man-time. Brooklyn is OLD now. This never fails to amaze me. Like with our nephew Oliver. I met him when he was 2. And now he’s almost 11. Easter Sunday with the big Polish family – 3 kids, 3 cats, By Lainey • Apr 10, 2009 07:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Robo Babysitter Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 03:17 am
Katie Holmes Posh expansion In this shot she looks almost athletic, one of the few celebrities who need photoshop for ADDING size, not reducing it, here’s another slide from Victoria Beckham’s Armani underwear campaign. It’s not like she works out… Actually reminds me of Gisele’s body. Maybe they used Gisele’ By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 08:18 am
Cheating Loins Let your heart bleed for Posh Becks dressed up for a night on the town at a charity benefit the other night with no date. As such, they all came roaring. Surrounded by lascivious ladies licking their lips at the prospect, the possibility of one night with a man who has strayed before… And worse still, By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 08:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 11:00 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat Just another five pounds It’s her new favourite print. This is Victoria Beckham out for dinner last night with David in a form fitting dress with a blinding pattern designed to shrink her, optically, at least another 5 pounds, just as a reminder: there is no such thing as too skinny, you hear? By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 02:45 am
Quiveration Becks gets and pays for what he wants David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:41 am
Famewhores Look at what I bought! Posh has some new gear. Or some old gear she needs to be photographed to make room for her new gear. Either way, she needs you to see her in this outfit. So here’s Victoria Beckham at LAX yesterday heading to Europe, dressed totally appropriately in a grey trench By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 02:01 am
Girly Throw Downs Stephenie Meyer > Victoria Beckham Anna Wintour is really, really, REALLY sticking it to Victoria Beckham, oh la. Anna Wintour also might just be losing her f-cking edge. Either that or the economic crisis is putting a serious cramp on her styling. First – about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. You saw what she wore to the By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 11:55 am
Thinnification Oscar Thinnification: Victoria Beckham Posh! We get it! We’ll never ever question whether or not some yo yo crack whore dieter like Lindsay Lohan is thinner than you…never again. You keep it consistent. You maintain the Skinny. You relentlessly pursue the brink point of emaciation vs survival. You are the Boniest Queen By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 05:41 am
