Famewhores The Porn Pretenders There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:14 am
Famewhores Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 03:24 am
Hollywood Closet Matching…and Presenting! Seriously… Why can’t they just hold hands? Just once? Tom Cruise took his Robo out for dinner last night and as you can see, as usual, he had to present her to the paps, guiding her like a delicate lady child to and from the restaurant. You will note By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:33 am
Quiveration The Heel-less Posh Always entertaining, the Beckhams. Always better together than they are apart. Love. Them. And you are not seeing things. Here are Victoria and David in NYC at Macy’s on Friday promoting their new fragrance Signature. She is wearing thigh high boots, 5 and a half inches… without a heel. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:31 am
Famewhores Big Apple Pose-Off! Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 07:00 am
Quiveration This man is not having sex… Victoria Beckham is busy. She’s a designer now. She’s trying to be DVF. As such, she says she isn’t ready for a fourth child, and reveals specifically that: I’m not even trying to get pregnant at the moment. Translation: David is not having sex. I don’ By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:44 am
Gwen Stefani Gwen Appropriate Gwen Stefani is a clothes horse. A fashion plate. A style maverick. But only on her own days. In other words – the anti Posh. Gwen and Gavin Rossdale went to a wedding this weekend. Instead of trying to outshine the bride in an extravagant gown that would have been the By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 08:54 am
Quiveration Becks plays... Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:23 am
Bitch please Hello Posh dresses You know she designs “haute couture” now, right? A debut collection of 10 dresses shown in New York last week that Vogue incomprehensibly called “one of the hottest things going in New York.” Anna Wintour must be trying to sleep with David Beckham. Two of Victoria’s items are showcased By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 06:27 am
Smutty Surgery The Posh Nose: Old or new? As I mentioned often over the last few months, Victoria Beckham kept a surprisingly low profile this summer, often unseen for weeks at a time. Some gossips are now suggesting that the reason behind her uncharacteristic absence from the spotlight had nothing to do with family obligations and working on By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 03:14 am
Jennifer Lopez Posh Crops! Posh had been rocking her bob for over a year – it was getting stale, it was time for a change. And of course, in true Posh fashion, she chose to debut the change in dramatic fashion, pretty much stealing the spotlight at the Marc Jacobs show in NY for fashion By Lainey • Sep 09, 2008 02:31 am
Heidi Klum Hollywood Mom birthday party How ‘bout it moms? Is this what you wear to celebrate your son’s 6th birthday? It was Romeo Beckham’s day yesterday so his mom organised a party with all her famous friends at Universal Studios Hard Rock Cafe. While he and his brother dressed up as superheros, as By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 02:47 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone They Don’t Practise First let me get this off my chest: I want her hair. And while many of you have been kind to send your tips, I’ve tried… and it’s impossible. The Chinese won’t bend that way. A heavily made-up Madonna accompanied Guy Ritchie last night to the London By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:19 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat Dinner with the Upstager You may assume looking at these photos of Victoria Beckham, dressed in a long black column, that she was just departing a gala. Perhaps a major awards show. A red carpet event. Negative. Posh was in Manchester last night, out for dinner with friends before an appearance today at Harvey By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:09 am
Quiveration Kyle sees David’s peepee Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 12:03 pm
Famewhores Choice Becks…and Posh too Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:53 am
