Famewhores Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 06:56 am
Quiveration One more and in colour Start your day with a dose of Becks in briefs… You saw the black and white version yesterday, now here’s the colour. And one more from the Armani campaign – a taste of what Victoria Beckham is grossly underappreciating. Seriously. This is a man who needs to bounce that body By Lainey • Jun 19, 2008 02:20 am
Famewhores Courtside with Brooklyn When Becks goes out with the boys, it’s usually something they want to do. Lately Brooklyn’s been at the Laker game a lot. Getting totally sporto’d by his dad. When mom takes them out however, they have to go shopping before going somewhere fun, accompanied by 30 By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 02:29 am
Victoria Beckham The Day The Earth Stood Still...and Flat The Beckhams took their kids to Disneyland yesterday… Posh did NOT wear heels. You might say – so what? Who wears heels to Disneyland? Actually… SHE has worn heels to Disneyland. She did it last year. What’s with the flipflops then? And the baggy ass jeans? Is it possible that By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:23 am
Victoria Beckham Hot Becks Bow Tie No Diddy Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 05:25 am
Victoria Beckham Marc Overpowered Last night, at the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York, Marc Jacobs showed up with current campaign model Victoria Beckham. Shall we play our favourite game? The Photo Assumption Game? Shall we draw conclusions based on nothing but an image, just like Star Magazine and In Touch Weekly and Life By Lainey • Jun 03, 2008 01:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Posh’s Perfect Day She posed and pouted at the Chateau Marmont for a photo shoot – see attached. Then her son Cruz decided he just had to drop by Marc Jacobs. So they went shopping. Afterwards, he rewarded her with a trip to Pink Taco during which she sipped at water, tried not to By Lainey • May 28, 2008 05:11 am
Famewhores Do you like long pants? Fireworks on the Croisette tonight – real ones and Pitty Porn styles too. It’s one of my favourites about Cannes: the firework display at 10:30pm followed by a rousing chorus of horns from all the surround ships in the harbour. Gives me goosebumps every time. Just like Pitt Porn By Lainey • May 15, 2008 08:59 am
Clive Owen Hot Clive in the City Clive Owen has been shooting Duplicity with Julia Roberts in New York. He was on set yesterday wearing the sh*t out of a grey suit and a pair of shades. Yum. Forgot to mention seeing him at the Costume Institute Gala the other night. He dashed in quickly, almost By Lainey • May 08, 2008 04:23 am
Famewhores Hot Becks, Old Posh David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:53 am
Victoria Beckham Posh Multitasks Too! David and Victoria Beckham were photographed at the skating rink watching their kids the other day and my sources say they lost their sh*t on the paps, cussing and bitching about being photographed. Bitches… please! This is Posh yesterday, dressed in pink, perfectly coiffed, a face full of makeup, By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 09:01 am
Victoria Beckham Usher > Scary Spice? This is Mel B last night leaving Mr Chow. Mel was also photographed on Friday leaving Foxtail, narrowly avoiding a run-in with Tracey Edmonds. Am told she was probably in LA through the weekend. Which would mean Mel was in LA on Sunday. Sunday night…the Beckham birthday party in By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 03:46 am
BFFs All of Posh’s BFFs Big night last night as many stars capitalised on the photo opp and showed up for Victoria and David’s joint birthday party. Most notable of course… Tom and Katie. Which means the BFFs have made up. Obviously Tom Cruise has come to terms with Posh’s thin-fluence on his By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:41 pm
Victoria Beckham First Birthday in LA And what a year it’s been. Making yet another attempt to conquer America, the British Beckhams invaded Los Angeles almost a year ago and have never looked back. This time there was no Waterloo…which is why Victoria perhaps is getting a little too big in the head. Not By Lainey • Apr 18, 2008 03:34 am
Eva Longoria The Girls Without KatE Adding fuel to the speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have broken up – last night Posh hit the town for an early birthday celebration and KatE was conspicuously absent. She’s been replaced though by another Kate – Beckinsale, that is, and Eva Longoria, who was interviewed recently about her By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:11 am
Victoria Beckham Just Missed Posh Heather and I went looking for suspenders on Robertson yesterday and when we popped into Kitson in desperation, we were shocked – SHOCKED! – that it actually wasn’t a dump in there. If you’ve been to Kitson, you know what I mean. They stock their sh*t haphazardly in these By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 05:19 am
