Sports Becks likes bigger bums Maybe he would like mine! Mine is bigger than his wife’s! All asses are bigger than his wife’s! Just like the ass he appeared to be appreciating courtside at the Laker game the other day. Hee. Funny, yes. But also sad. That Victoria tortures herself down to a By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 05:05 am
Katie Holmes Replacing KatE with Kate Rumour has it, Victoria Beckham has had enough of Katie Holmes, unhappy with the fact that her protégé has now become more posh. UK tabloids are also reporting that Tom has chilled to his wife’s friendship with Mrs Beckham, supposedly because Victoria is a bad “thin” influence, subversively pressuring By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 12:39 am
Victoria Beckham Courtside Beckhams David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. When I’m grumpy my husband and I play The Beckham Game, emulating David’s PDA - funnest game ever and By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 04:12 am
Victoria Beckham Beckham Porn at Elton John Elton John show Saturday night – the Beckhams brought their own brand of porn to commemorate the occasion. Beckham Porn is second only to Pitt Porn. But first, let’s start with the clean side. Their boys were there with them. And Cruz did his famous dancing bit … was very, very By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 02:51 am
Victoria Beckham Gay Fantasy at the Laker Game Hold on to your homos… check out David Beckham and a friend at the Laker game yesterday, good enough to get the fantasies going. It’s that gray cardigan, I think. Like an invitation with sequins on it. David is LA training with the Galaxy while the Posh celebrated her By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 05:23 am
Victoria Beckham Sweet Valley Smaller You remember Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield, don’t you? Francine Pascal’s Sweet Valley High is being reissued by Random House to capitalise on the current generation of Gossip Girl/The Hills obsessed tweens…with one small, teeny tiny difference: in the original series, the twins were “perfect size 6’ By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 06:01 am
Kate Bosworth Bosworth In the Lead Spoke to soon? Posted yesterday about Kate Bosworth’s improved appearance at Letterman but didn’t see her upper body. Here’s Kate at a special screening of 21 last night loosely wrapping her bones in another wicked outfit. The back of that coat is a dream. And she is By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 04:37 am
Sports Century Becks David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 03:59 am
Victoria Beckham All Bones and No Toe Only Victoria Beckham could wear pants this small and make them look lose. Sagging off her scrawny ass. Lording her thinness over all of us fatties. And no camel toe! Love her. Posh is back in London to support Becks who has rejoined the English squad. Of course she went By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 10:17 am
Eva Longoria The Gift That’s Too Tight Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 08:17 am
Victoria Beckham Dining with Posh… and do they swing? David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:16 am
Eva Longoria Shopping with Posh Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:08 am
Katie Holmes Robobride & Mr Armani After a report in OK! Magazine that Katie Holmes is working with Giorgio Armani on a clothing line, Us Weekly took it straight to her people who denied OK!’s claims. Are you loving how these two are going bitch to bitch? Still… there is an upcoming Armani/Katie angle. By Lainey • Mar 19, 2008 09:01 am
Douchebags Chav on Wheels Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 07:20 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken How Brits Cut No one can cut you like a Brit… or my mother. It was her birthday yesterday, she called me at 2 in the afternoon: “It’s my birthday today. Were you at the gym?” So few words, so much sting. Guilting me, of course, for not calling her at the By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 06:24 am
TV Updates VB Regular Reality Victoria Beckham: Coming to America totally made my life. And many of your lives too. Clocking in at just an hour, the general consensus was that it was too short. F*ck the critics who couldn’t get with it. Those who were supposed to buy it absolutely bought it. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 09:52 am
