Chinese Squawking Chicken How Brits Cut No one can cut you like a Brit… or my mother. It was her birthday yesterday, she called me at 2 in the afternoon: “It’s my birthday today. Were you at the gym?” So few words, so much sting. Guilting me, of course, for not calling her at the By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 06:24 am
TV Updates VB Regular Reality Victoria Beckham: Coming to America totally made my life. And many of your lives too. Clocking in at just an hour, the general consensus was that it was too short. F*ck the critics who couldn’t get with it. Those who were supposed to buy it absolutely bought it. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 09:52 am
Eva Longoria How to Dress for a Kid’s Birthday Party If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 02:01 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: downsizing at Target Victoria Beckham in a plain tee and jeans and no concrete tits shopping at Target last night – WTF??? Still… some things never change and as you can see, despite the lack of concrete and couture, Posh still rocked a full face of makeup. She actually looks quite pretty. Really pretty. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 03:12 am
Victoria Beckham She’s So Fashion Posh on the cover of Hello Canada this month after the Spice Girls’ final stop in Toronto. During the trip, she also stopped in at Holt Renfrew to promote DVB and discussed the tour, her clothing line, and of course her ambitions. My favourite quote from the article which she By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 08:08 am
Geri Halliwell Mommy’s Little Heir It will be Cruz Beckham who inherits his parents’ love of the spotlight! But of course it will be Cruz. Cruz after all was conceived as an answer to the public infidelity – a message to the world: We Are the Beckhams. We Will Survive. As such, thick skin and attention By Lainey • Feb 19, 2008 01:28 am
Victoria Beckham How He Atones David Beckham – who cares if he’s a cheater? He’s hot and romantic and generous with his money… so what if he shags a nanny or a Spanish skank now and again? It’s the cosmetics of a marriage that matter the most, non? Of course it is. It’ By Lainey • Feb 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Getting You To Friday… Does it seem like a long week? It’s been dragging on forever, non? Here’s a little treat to get you to Friday. Speaking of treats – Marcus had minor surgery 2 weeks ago and was doped up on morphine, knocked right out, sleeping under the covers in our bed. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:10 am
Victoria Beckham Purple Posh and Open Back She is the star of his campaign this season, featured in a series of print ads (click here for more ads from the Marc Jacobs campaign) beloved by gays and girls everywhere. And you know, when you earn the worship of the mo’s, it pretty much makes your life. By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 06:46 pm
Victoria Beckham Shopping > Friends As you know, the Spice Girls are cutting out early from their reunion tour. Initial speculation centred around the Mels – that Mel B and Mel C could not bear each other and that their bickering had damaged the relationship beyond repair, to the point that they could no longer go By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Orange Posh on the Runway Now her dress matches her skin. This is the best of Victoria Beckham today in NY at the Project Runway finale. She’ll be using her style expertise as a judge and as you can see she’s taking the responsibility very seriously. LOVE that photo of the four of By Lainey • Feb 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh & Her Public Victoria Beckham showed up at Saks in Boston to promote herself to the delight of her hardcore New England fanbase. One girl with a 1991 fly girl hairstyle was so excited she was apparently overcome and moved to tears. Posh obliged her public with hugs and signatures and of course… By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 10:18 am
Pamela Anderson Burberry Devalued First party we hit up last night in Scottsdale was the Hearts & Helmets celebrity poker tournament hosted by Shawn Marion of the Phoenix Suns and, yes, the pride of Canada….Pamela Anderson. She actually looked better than I thought she would but up close there’s a planet of By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 09:00 am
Victoria Beckham Mid-Week Midfielder Quiveration As mentioned yesterday, Becks is in Brazil pimping some new luxury resort and posing for beautiful pictures. Seriously…why hire some twat in a bikini when a shirtless David Beckham can open chequebooks and spread legs? Here he is, gorgeous and tanned and happy and showing off a new tattoo By Lainey • Jan 30, 2008 02:09 am
Victoria Beckham Wearing Posh Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Becks in Africa, Posh in Paris While her husband David Beckham gives back in Africa on a UN Children’s mission, playing with kids in Sierra Leone and doing something less frivolous for a change, his wife Victoria is exactly where she should be: front row at a fashion show in Paris. Orange and puckered and By Lainey • Jan 22, 2008 07:00 pm
