Cate Blanchett WTF??? Several weeks ago, one of the UK rags took a photo of Cate Blanchett from the worst possible angle at the Costume Institute Gala and called her anorexic. She was and is not anorexic. This morning they printed this photo of the incomparably beautiful Kate Winslet with the following caption: By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise A Beater or Nothing My cousin Cat brought this up a few weeks ago: what’s with the constant beaters? Does Ryan Phillippe own anything other than tank tops? Call me Cruise but with the exception of David Beckham, a man in a tank means instant de-quiver. Am all about the t-shirt. A just By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Flats Are Evil Along with My Concrete Tits are Real, this must be her mantra: Victoria Beckham simply canNOT wear flats. She will eschew them always, even in favour of Nurse Shoes with a Wedge. Look at them. Tell me those aren’t nurse shoes with a wedge. Here’s Posh throwing out By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Faith Hill The Smut Soiree Roots Giveaway!!! Warning: Shameless self promotion – suffer through it though and you’ll get to the contest. With just over a week’s notice, the girls of The Society pulled off a blast as always and with help from Perrier-Jouet for the champagne and of course the lovely Raymond at the Roots By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes The LA Leach Victoria Beckham, back in LA to shoot scenes for her new “unscripted” reality tv show, dressed in designer sports shorts. Posh TV is apparently still scheduled to go forward in spite of the fact that very little usable material has been filmed. According to UK gossips, Posh is pushing ahead By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Posh: Paris, Karl, and green stuff from the sea It was Karl Lagerfeld who designed Victoria’s tongue-in-cheek style atrocity last night at the UK Glamour Awards. Of course it was. Look at those gloves. Only Karl would approve of that kind of “upstagery”, only the militant Karl and his missing bitch beating fan would appreciate that even Posh By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Concrete Tits & Camel Toe Oh.My.sh-t. Now THIS is for the Hall of Chav!!! This is what Victoria Beckham chose to wear to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London. Ha! Look closely y’all. WARNING CRASS…but look closely at the cooch. It’s heave on one side. Yet another By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: MTV Chav Look at her. LOOK AT HER!!! Deliberately exposing a hot pink bra underneath animal leather/pleather…who else but this bitch? Who else but Victoria Beckham? This is why I love her. Shamelessly, sinfully over the top, the best Chav has to offer. And trust me, she was NOT going By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Flops & Bails You saw the video the other day edited and manipulated to show a couple on the rocks, and you’ve heard the gossip – now that Becks is being welcomed back to represent his country, his enthusiasm about an American move is supposedly waning and his dissatisfaction over his wife’s By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Hilary Swank Venus DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! A small movie, uncomfortable perhaps at times, for which Peter O’Toole received yet another Oscar nomination losing out eventually to Forest Whitaker. He doesn"t have one and Hilary Swank has two??? WTF??? Sorry, I digress. About Venus. He lost the Oscar and yet, in spite of what By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Beckham Body Language Signals Trouble The clip is linked below...must watch! You know these two together – ordinarily his hand is perfunctorily placed on her thigh, their torsos turned toward each other in a show of solidarity and rarely do they stray from the program, even when another woman is blasting to the press about By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham England or Posh? Trouble ahead…and not to be mean but trouble for the Beckhams is always so smuttily spectacular, from a gossip perspective, it’s hard not to get a little amped. Besides, given the fact that Victoria has invited cameras into her Los Angeles life to document their glamourous existence, is By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Jungle Sex is Back If you hate them, stop reading now. Because I’m going to describe to you what it was like, and how impossible it was not to get turned on by the Pitt Porn, their chemistry on the carpet, whatever it was that was going on between them was infectious. So By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham The Posh Cover-Up You will love this. Although she really should, Victoria Beckham doesn’t believe in smiling. Victoria Beckham believes in sucking in – concave stomach AND cheekbones – for the pappies. Mouth in a perpetual pout, leftover dreams of supermodel ambitions never come true. So what happens when Posh inadvertently laughs when the By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Immodest Victoria Beckham is moaning and groaning about how rough it was finding a multimillion dollar mansion in Beverly Hills that met her high standards. She has also revealed that getting her boys into local private schools wasn’t easy either – that she actually had to promise to be an involved By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Another Birthday, More Porn As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
