Brad Pitt Jungle Sex is Back If you hate them, stop reading now. Because I’m going to describe to you what it was like, and how impossible it was not to get turned on by the Pitt Porn, their chemistry on the carpet, whatever it was that was going on between them was infectious. So By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham The Posh Cover-Up You will love this. Although she really should, Victoria Beckham doesn’t believe in smiling. Victoria Beckham believes in sucking in – concave stomach AND cheekbones – for the pappies. Mouth in a perpetual pout, leftover dreams of supermodel ambitions never come true. So what happens when Posh inadvertently laughs when the By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Immodest Victoria Beckham is moaning and groaning about how rough it was finding a multimillion dollar mansion in Beverly Hills that met her high standards. She has also revealed that getting her boys into local private schools wasn’t easy either – that she actually had to promise to be an involved By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Another Birthday, More Porn As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Faith Hill Concrete Tits Unapologetic About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Posh… recycles??? And to celebrate the signing, well of course Posh went shopping. Shopping in red…and recycled? UK papers have astutely pulled out pics from last year showing Posh in the exact same ensemble in NYC…on the EXACT same day. So here’s Victoria, doing what girls do, showing off By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Becks, Blonde, Sting? Everyone hates… call me Cruise but I don’t hate. I think it’s kinda hot. And I also thought Brad Pitt’s bleach blonde was hot too. Not forever, of course. But for now it’s alright. For now it’s reportedly for the cover of W Magazine, which By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: Blonder and Thicker? Posh on Saturday at the Blue’s christening – does her hair look way lighter to you? And does she look a wee bit, like maybe 2 pounds, around the hips and ass, just a wee bit healthier? Even around the back? ‘Course now that that observation has been made, bitch’ By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham My Kind of PDA Feel like a schoolgirl right now but I can’t help it. And this is why paparazzi video is so dangerous. Because with the right subject, serious swooning can ensue. It’s no secret, the fact that the Beckhams can’t keep their hands off each other. Some say it’ By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham A Lavish Beckham Birthday Over £100,000 spent for Victoria’s birthday in Paris – jewels, shoes, clothes, bags all purchased on a shopping spree that had been previously arranged by David, including custom fit appointments at Christian Louboutin and Azzedine Alaia. And that was just the day time. Night time consisted of more extravagances By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham On Madge, on marriage, on Malawi, and moustaches Madge, Lola, and little David Banda in Malawi today. A meeting with David’s biological father was expected to take place, though journalists were blocked from coverage which is why at press time (11am PST) no confirmation has been released. As for growing gossip that all is not well between By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Madonna The Future Mrs Beckham Brooklyn Beckham, that is. Madonna is in Malawi making the world a better place – fantastic. But Check out mom and Lola in matching fatigues – total gorgessity, non? Man I feel old. She’s 10 already – a decade of Madonna the Mother. In another decade, she’ll be dating… so can By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Chinese Chicken Posh vs Dina Lohan Hollywood Mother of the Year Dina Lohan reportedly spent the weekend in Miami guzzling champagne with abandon, spending over $750 on booze, and rolling with a crowd of 20—somethings from club to club. She says she was simply trying “sign” a new DJ. What…because she’s, like, Hollywood By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in Black & White The Beckhams out for dinner earlier this week. Seriously, I would pay a LOT of money…I mean a LOT of money… for the privilege of observing her out for dinner. To watch her not eat. To watch her watch everyone else but not eat. For two hours of watching By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt: the best pants For a refresher on the Pants Issue, click here. Said it before and I’ll say it again… no one wears pants like David Beckham and Brad Pitt. And while Jake might be tops on the Freebie Five, we all know his Pants Deficiency…on a suggestion yesterday from Andrea, By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The New Becks Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
