Victoria Beckham Posh: Blonder and Thicker? Posh on Saturday at the Blue’s christening – does her hair look way lighter to you? And does she look a wee bit, like maybe 2 pounds, around the hips and ass, just a wee bit healthier? Even around the back? ‘Course now that that observation has been made, bitch’ By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham My Kind of PDA Feel like a schoolgirl right now but I can’t help it. And this is why paparazzi video is so dangerous. Because with the right subject, serious swooning can ensue. It’s no secret, the fact that the Beckhams can’t keep their hands off each other. Some say it’ By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham A Lavish Beckham Birthday Over £100,000 spent for Victoria’s birthday in Paris – jewels, shoes, clothes, bags all purchased on a shopping spree that had been previously arranged by David, including custom fit appointments at Christian Louboutin and Azzedine Alaia. And that was just the day time. Night time consisted of more extravagances By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham On Madge, on marriage, on Malawi, and moustaches Madge, Lola, and little David Banda in Malawi today. A meeting with David’s biological father was expected to take place, though journalists were blocked from coverage which is why at press time (11am PST) no confirmation has been released. As for growing gossip that all is not well between By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone The Future Mrs Beckham Brooklyn Beckham, that is. Madonna is in Malawi making the world a better place – fantastic. But Check out mom and Lola in matching fatigues – total gorgessity, non? Man I feel old. She’s 10 already – a decade of Madonna the Mother. In another decade, she’ll be dating… so can By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Chinese Chicken Posh vs Dina Lohan Hollywood Mother of the Year Dina Lohan reportedly spent the weekend in Miami guzzling champagne with abandon, spending over $750 on booze, and rolling with a crowd of 20—somethings from club to club. She says she was simply trying “sign” a new DJ. What…because she’s, like, Hollywood By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in Black & White The Beckhams out for dinner earlier this week. Seriously, I would pay a LOT of money…I mean a LOT of money… for the privilege of observing her out for dinner. To watch her not eat. To watch her watch everyone else but not eat. For two hours of watching By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt: the best pants For a refresher on the Pants Issue, click here. Said it before and I’ll say it again… no one wears pants like David Beckham and Brad Pitt. And while Jake might be tops on the Freebie Five, we all know his Pants Deficiency…on a suggestion yesterday from Andrea, By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The New Becks Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Wonky Nipple I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Battle of the Chav North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c* By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: Concrete & Spanx? Out for dinner the other night – Becks is the hotness, as usual, but check out the Posh. Love the hair, LOVE IT! Hate the dress, hate the bridesmaid strappy heels, concrete tits on full display, and ummm, she’s not wearing hose… so… is that a Spanx line? I’ve By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise “Psychopathic”? Katie a Puppet? Balls to the Wall. Only way to describe Janice Min and Us Weekly…Love, love, love. This week’s issue – Inside Katie’s Prison, I’ve just read the details and it is juicy, dirty smut...the BEST kind! Apparently he controls her every move, he screens her calls, he By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Chills, Chills, Chills: Katie trapped! New US Weekly…and once again, Janice Min is killin’ it. I mean, holy sh-t, gossips… this is BOLD. This is a direct assault on Tom Cruise. This is basically calling him a sadistic freak, controlling his wife, keeping her sequestered, keeping her nailed down to the house, and she’ By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Bitch … Please: Victoria Beckham Precisely why I worship her: the Chav, the concrete tits, the c*ckblow lips, the posing, the posturing, and now this… Posh lamenting about being away from David, about how hard it is, how her heart aches at the separation, how her CONSTANT jaunts to Los Angeles to shop and By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Daily Possessed: Ashley Olsen Their style has been much maligned. Personally? There is something about it I like very much. I like that I don’t see their billionaire hooters. I like that they’re not Mystic Tanned up the ying yang. I like that I can look at MK’s mouth without picturing By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
