Bobby Brown Posh Fashion Week continues Brown leather coat we"ve seen before but still... Posh dressed to kill while looking for schools for the kids and also the American Beckham castle, reportedly turning down several because they"re "too small". Plans for renovations include soccer themed motif in all boys" By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Marc Anthony Katie and JLo: Robo-brides Aside from bowing down to Leah Remini’s scientological finger, do Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez have more in common that we originally thought? Gossip still coming in from the Globes afterparties, this time at the CAA event held at the Argyle where even Sean Combs was turned away in By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Victoria Beckham: The One-up Friend Do you have a friend like this? Are you surprised that Posh is a friend like this? At The Ivy for dinner last night, because it’s the most private place in the world, Katie with her new BFF and neighbour dressed tastefully expensively casz in jeans and a jacket, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Beckham the Thespian? Source So says Georgio Armani who might not have a bitchbeating fan like Karl Lagerfeld but who clearly has an opinion about the most random subjects. Armani says that if Becks did indeed accept a $250 million deal then he absolutely did the right thing…especially with his good looks By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Concrete Tits: The Frenzied Arrival And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Touching down at the weekend aboard a British Airways flight, prompting a pappy clusterf*ck at LAX which is quite likely exactly what she was after. I mean, why else would Posh forgo the private jet? You know she doesn’t love By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Penelope Cruz Oral Beckham, Hidden Posh Never fails to quiver my loins when Becks is playing doting father – here he is holding Cruz, bottle in mouth, looking relaxed and ridiculously hot just a day after the blockbuster announcement. Victoria, as you can see, appears to be in “hiding” mode. Perhaps a bad skin and hair day By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Posh & Becks: Chav to America Inevitable…but also a little sad. As I’ve said over the last few days, the Beckhams are the essence of Excess, and while their blatant, unapologetic tackiness will most certainly blend in beautifully in Los Angeles, it is also undeniable that the soul of the celebrated Beckham Chav is By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Becks: exit Spain, enter LA? Real Madrid’s Sporting Director has just announced that the club will not be renewing Beckham, confirming that David will be leaving at the end of the season and opening up opportunities for him to sign elsewhere, including Los Angeles. However, Beckham’s rep expressed surprise about the announcement, especially By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Purple Posh Goes Shopping Well…what else is new? Shopping in London wearing a motherhonkin’ huge emerald, concrete tits disappointingly concealed. Word is she and Becks were supposed to join the British crowd in Thailand over New Year’s but I’ve just heard a rumour that they were paid something crazy like $6 By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz The Pip Split? Sorry…I know beauty is in the eye of the whatever but seriously, strip away the MJ rip off dance moves and the boyband thing, and yes yes of course talent does account for some…but superficially speaking, if you strip away all that and consider only feature for feature, By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: Christmas Chav What would the holidays be like without a last look at Vicky’s concrete tits? And here they are, mounted higher than ever, and shelved especially prominently since she’s decided to shave off a few more inches off her waist with a tight cinch. You can never be too By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Keira Knightley: with and without Like Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightley is a different person when she smiles. Unlike Victoria Beckham, it ain’t a good thing. With Cam, it’s because of the wide Joker mouth – adds a weird caricature-ishness to her features, frightening small children in the process. For Keira it’s the teeth. By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Gary Oldman On Board with Victoria Beckham If you haven"t already, you have to check out her blog. She posts her own personal pics - from her private plane of course - and the posing perfection is the Posh brand of delicious ridiculous we all know and love or love to hate. In addition to By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: Porcine in LA Not the best angle of her nose, is it? Here’s my girl arriving in LA, local gossips tell me she’ll be hooking up with Katie for a pappy frenzied visit to Barney’s in addition to taking a few meetings about her jeans line AND a potential reality By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham La Posh et Le Karl Despite what you may think, this is NOT a wax figure of my Posh. It is actually her, in the flesh, at the Bambi Awards in Stuttgard, alongside Karl Lagerfeld who must have been in a good mood since he didn’t bitchbeat her concrete tits with his Bitchbeating Fan. By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Eva’s Breasts: Kickin’ it Old School CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK Yet another addition on the ever growing list of reasons why Eva Green is quickly rising to the top of my Gwyneth List. Ordinarily I wouldn’t but hey – she says she’s proud of her nude scenes, per the London Sun, so why not By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
