Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: Christmas Chav What would the holidays be like without a last look at Vicky’s concrete tits? And here they are, mounted higher than ever, and shelved especially prominently since she’s decided to shave off a few more inches off her waist with a tight cinch. You can never be too By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Keira Knightley: with and without Like Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightley is a different person when she smiles. Unlike Victoria Beckham, it ain’t a good thing. With Cam, it’s because of the wide Joker mouth – adds a weird caricature-ishness to her features, frightening small children in the process. For Keira it’s the By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Gary Oldman On Board with Victoria Beckham If you haven"t already, you have to check out her blog. She posts her own personal pics - from her private plane of course - and the posing perfection is the Posh brand of delicious ridiculous we all know and love or love to hate. In addition to the private By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: Porcine in LA Not the best angle of her nose, is it? Here’s my girl arriving in LA, local gossips tell me she’ll be hooking up with Katie for a pappy frenzied visit to Barney’s in addition to taking a few meetings about her jeans line AND a potential reality By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham La Posh et Le Karl Despite what you may think, this is NOT a wax figure of my Posh. It is actually her, in the flesh, at the Bambi Awards in Stuttgard, alongside Karl Lagerfeld who must have been in a good mood since he didn’t bitchbeat her concrete tits with his Bitchbeating Fan. By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Eva’s Breasts: Kickin’ it Old School CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK Yet another addition on the ever growing list of reasons why Eva Green is quickly rising to the top of my Gwyneth List. Ordinarily I wouldn’t but hey – she says she’s proud of her nude scenes, per the London Sun, so why not By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise The Beckhams on the Sidelines Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham My Leo ain’t no Pipsqueak No gossips…My Leo has balls, unlike Pipsqueak who’d probably hide behind his Cam and knock his knees together if true harm ever came his way. Even more fuel for the Freebie Five – despite what you see to your right, Leo actually sits atop the list, as I explained By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham It’s George I’ll be wrong for George any day – ANY day. George who is smart and funny and gorgeous, who SHOULD be #2 on the Freebie Five if not for my sh-tty web skills, George who jokes that Brad will be mad seeing as the Two Time moniker was the By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Frump: Victoria Beckham I’m not saying she looks fat…obviously she doesn’t…but a great example of how even Posh Spice can look dumpy if not careful with the cut. I think it’s those concrete tits. Imagine someone else, flatchested, less bulky up front…a total improvement, right? But on By Lainey • Nov 10, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Plastic Posh to Plastic Heaven? The Los Angeles Galaxy have confirmed they are interested in signing David Beckham, on the heels of yet another disappointing match on Sunday for Real Madrid. David has been benched often this season and given that he has not been shy about an American migration, news today that the Galaxy By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Truth About Romeo Poor little guy. After being hospitalized several times over the last year, Romeo Beckham has been diagnosed with epilepsy, as revealed by Victoria when they were surrounding by pappies with flash cameras at Heathrow airport last Saturday. When the bulbs starting popping, Romeo apparently “started screaming in terror”, kicking with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham VBTV Thanks to Jeanine for reminding me…my new addiction and I forgot to share. Those of you signed up to Victoria Beckham’s new website should have already received a couple of emails from *her* about her book launch…but have you seen the videos??? VBTV has officially launched with By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & Becks: hot sex causes alopecia? My girl Vick apparently told an audience that she arrived at the now infamous bob because the sex was so rough her hair extensions kept falling out. Love, love, love. She also went on to say that she completely worships her husband, that she considers herself fortunate to have landed By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
