Victoria Beckham Posh in her Panties to be a Lady? A promo photo for her new book - you like? Yes, yes…my girl is total chav as usual but notice she"s sucking in her stomach? I"m telling you - Mrs Beckham is endlessly amusing. New reports have surfaced - that David will be knighted on By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain't the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don't say a word, preferring not to By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham A Clooney/Posh Contrast Celebrity is amazing. Celebrity is about variety, there is something for everyone, celebrity covers every spectrum. Here"s George in Entertainment Weekly: I won"t be running myself. I don"t think I am qualified for a job in politics. But I feel we need to make By Lainey • Oct 17, 2006 08:00 am
Pamela Anderson The Daily Heaving Cleave: Patricia Arquette I know this is wrong…on so many levels. It is wrong…but also so, so, so right. Because this is NOT Pamela Anderson"s fakies spilling out of a size 0. Or Victoria Beckham"s for that matter. This, my fellow gossips, is Patricia Arquette - all By Lainey • Oct 16, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Delusional: Victoria Beckham It goes without saying - I love me some Posh. But sometimes, not even the most hardcore Posh fan can argue that she"s completely offside, particularly when it comes to her massive fake boobs. So you know Victoria is coming out with this book - her own style By Lainey • Oct 16, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham La Posh: leaving Paris in style See? When the concrete tits are covered and when the fake nails are barely discernible, Victoria Beckham is a style Goddess. Here"s my girl leaving Paris a couple of days ago after staring into Katie"s soul-less eyes for the better part of week. As for those By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Madonna a Momma in Malawi - Take 2 Let"s try this again: Madonna adopts! This time, her publicist has softened her stance, claiming she has no information on the report. However, the London Sun is reporting - with photo attached - that Madonna and Guy are indeed the proud parents of young David, 13 months, who By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body. Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Last Word The Beckhams do not have matching cheekbones. Though if you take away the concrete tits and the kids and the marriage, you"re actually kinda close. Real time blogging will continue on Tuesday with fresh smut appearing at the top of the site. Til then, I am yours in By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Tom & the Turtle On George Clooney, I"m all over it. On Brad Pitt, on David Beckham - hell, even on Wentworth Miller…well, ESPECIALLY on Wentworth Miller all queers considered…but on Tom Cruise? A tight turtleneck on Tom Cruise? I object. He just doesn"t look right, does he? By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Posh: Katie's Paris + 1 Holy heaving cleave! Check out Katie pouring outta her dress. Check out the diminutive Mrs Beckham making the normally normal-sized *Kate* look monstrous! Here they are again, in various stages of best friendship, taking Paris fashion week by storm. Funny thing is though - I've received several randoms By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: Posh Ambition Check her out in the pages of the new Australian Bazaar - it"s a gorgeous shoot, except for the fake nails…Remember Vicky: what would Gwyneth do? Anyway, as I said, the photos are fantastic, several pages of gorgeous designer clothing in which she manages not to smile By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Beckhams: Waterloo again? Just a quick backtrack: the reports that Katie will play Victoria in a movie about the Beckhams are total rubbish. Seriously y"all… If Tom Cruise had to go outside Hollywood to secure unconventional financing for future projects, how in f*ck would have been able to greenlight a By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Leo in Details Speaking of Gisele, here"s Leo in Details, on promo just in time for The Departed. Not a huge fan, never taken with the Titanic wave, like Justin Timberlake, always a bit of a pipsqueak, although I do admire how he"s been able to parlay the teenybop By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: Church Fashion Assy It is well known the arms length affection that exists between Posh and Elle. For months now there have swirled rumours, rumours that The Body covets the property of The Posh, rumours that The Becks did indeed goose The Body, resulting in rumours that The Posh keeps her friends close By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
