Tom Cruise The Beckhams on the Sidelines Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham My Leo ain’t no Pipsqueak No gossips…My Leo has balls, unlike Pipsqueak who’d probably hide behind his Cam and knock his knees together if true harm ever came his way. Even more fuel for the Freebie Five – despite what you see to your right, Leo actually sits atop the list, as I explained By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham It’s George I’ll be wrong for George any day – ANY day. George who is smart and funny and gorgeous, who SHOULD be #2 on the Freebie Five if not for my sh-tty web skills, George who jokes that Brad will be mad seeing as the Two Time moniker was the only By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Frump: Victoria Beckham I’m not saying she looks fat…obviously she doesn’t…but a great example of how even Posh Spice can look dumpy if not careful with the cut. I think it’s those concrete tits. Imagine someone else, flatchested, less bulky up front…a total improvement, right? But on By Lainey • Nov 10, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Plastic Posh to Plastic Heaven? The Los Angeles Galaxy have confirmed they are interested in signing David Beckham, on the heels of yet another disappointing match on Sunday for Real Madrid. David has been benched often this season and given that he has not been shy about an American migration, news today that the Galaxy By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Truth About Romeo Poor little guy. After being hospitalized several times over the last year, Romeo Beckham has been diagnosed with epilepsy, as revealed by Victoria when they were surrounding by pappies with flash cameras at Heathrow airport last Saturday. When the bulbs starting popping, Romeo apparently “started screaming in terror”, kicking with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham VBTV Thanks to Jeanine for reminding me…my new addiction and I forgot to share. Those of you signed up to Victoria Beckham’s new website should have already received a couple of emails from *her* about her book launch…but have you seen the videos??? VBTV has officially launched with By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & Becks: hot sex causes alopecia? My girl Vick apparently told an audience that she arrived at the now infamous bob because the sex was so rough her hair extensions kept falling out. Love, love, love. She also went on to say that she completely worships her husband, that she considers herself fortunate to have landed By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood? The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Becks: not the best man Unfortunately for Tom Cruise – he will not have anything hot and male to look at while he’s getting married next month, at least not in the form of David Beckham. David apparently will not be able to attend the wedding because he has a match the next day for By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in her Panties to be a Lady? A promo photo for her new book - you like? Yes, yes…my girl is total chav as usual but notice she"s sucking in her stomach? I"m telling you - Mrs Beckham is endlessly amusing. New reports have surfaced - that David will be knighted on By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain't the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don't say a word, preferring not to By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham A Clooney/Posh Contrast Celebrity is amazing. Celebrity is about variety, there is something for everyone, celebrity covers every spectrum. Here"s George in Entertainment Weekly: I won"t be running myself. I don"t think I am qualified for a job in politics. But I feel we need to make By Lainey • Oct 17, 2006 08:00 am
