Famewhores A bridal Jolie is promoted We all know the girl who’s newly engaged, right? Or, we’ve all been the girl newly engaged. The one who can’t help herself, she can’t stop smiling, she has to show it off - her happiness, her glow, her ring. Angelina Jolie is now That Girl. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2012 11:20 am
Weddings The Brange engagement ring Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went to an event at the Los Angeles County Museum Of Art with their son Pax earlier this week. And she was wearing a new ring. Robert Procop, a jeweller who has collaborated in the past with the Jolie, has confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter, By Lainey • Apr 13, 2012 03:31 pm
Weddings Italian Wedding? Tabloids are now speculating that Justin Timberlake has decided that he wants his Special Day to happen in Europe this summer as he and Jessica Biel were spotted in Rome. Here they are leaving dinner with friends earlier this week (she’s wearing a cap). Rome may have some significance By Lainey • Apr 12, 2012 11:02 am
Weddings Carey’s imminent wedding? What to make of this? The Daily Mail, which is full of sh-t daily, reported yesterday that Carey Mulligan’s hen night happened two weeks ago. Carey is engaged to Marcus Mumford. And, obviously, a hen night usually precedes an actual wedding. The two spent a super casual Easter weekend By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 12:24 pm
Douchebags A French wedding dress They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 10:25 am
Douchebags Pippy’s big snappy wedding Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 12:58 pm
Famewhores A lot can change in a year Oscars 2011 - Justin Timberlake took Jessica Biel to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. He even agreed to be photographed with her, and smiling too. Shortly after the two broke up. He’d been cheating. With Olivia Munn and others. Often. And finally it became more than she could ignore. By Lainey • Feb 24, 2012 11:30 am
Weddings Drew to marry Will I’ve been working on a sentence that properly says what I want to say for over 15 minutes now and it’s still not right but I have to move on: Didn’t you always expect Drew Barrymore to date a dude called “Will”? (OR) Isn’t “Will” the By Lainey • Jan 05, 2012 03:00 pm
Weddings Engagement #3 Does the first one count as an engagement? Or did they just go straight to wedding and then annulment? Let’s call it a second engagement then. Britney Spears is engaged to marry Jason Trawick who proposed in Vegas on his 40th birthday. Britney just turned 30 earlier this month. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 01:28 pm
Royals Happy Engagement (Announcement) Anniversary! On November 16, 2010... Do you remember? They announced their engagement! Thus kicking off 6 months of wedding fever culminating in the big ass wedding on April 29th. Happy Anniversary Engagement...Announcement? A lot of us went ape-sh-t that day. So many of your emails. So much princess fairy tale By Lainey • Nov 16, 2011 12:19 pm
Weddings Picture Him On Top Of You: Part 2 Elizabeth Hurley is engaged to Shane Warne. It’s been almost a year since it was revealed that the two were sleeping with each other while married to other people. Liz insisted that her marriage to Arun Nayer was over when she started up with Shane. I’m not sure By Lainey • Oct 03, 2011 03:02 pm
Style Sofia Coppola married In Bernalda, Italy, where her grandparents lived and where her father, Francis Ford Coppola, owns an estate. She and her husband Thomas Mars of Phoenix have two children. Sofia wore light purple Azzedine Alaia who hates Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerfeld. Hilariously. Am a little surprised that Sofia went to By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 07:49 am
Thinnification Catherine Cambridge and the Red Third Wheel Over at Dlisted, Michael K hilariously posits that Princess Catherine violated girl code by wearing a variation of off-white to Zara Phillips’s wedding. Now I know I don’t have the best vision, but this looks more, like, yellow to me. And it’s not like I’m defending By Lainey • Aug 01, 2011 02:29 am
Royals Zara Phillips marries She is not a Duchess or a Highness of Serenity, or whatever it is that they call Charlene Wittstock over there in Monaco, but Zara Philips might actually be happier than both Catherine and the Prisoner Bride because 1. I think she allows herself to eat and drink and 2. By Lainey • Aug 01, 2011 02:11 am
Royals She won’t cry or try to escape It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 05:31 am
Royals Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and By Lainey • Jul 26, 2011 04:45 am
