Royals Zara Phillips marries She is not a Duchess or a Highness of Serenity, or whatever it is that they call Charlene Wittstock over there in Monaco, but Zara Philips might actually be happier than both Catherine and the Prisoner Bride because 1. I think she allows herself to eat and drink and 2. By Lainey • Aug 01, 2011 02:11 am
Royals She won’t cry or try to escape It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 05:31 am
Royals Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and By Lainey • Jul 26, 2011 04:45 am
Royals Her Majesty thinks it’s “Dreadful” Queen Elizabeth and Catherine were together the other day touring through the Royal Wedding exhibit at Buckingham Palace where Kate’s McQueen gown is now on display along with other items from the occasion including her cake and shoes. This was a major event. Not because of the dress, but By Lainey • Jul 25, 2011 04:32 am
Weddings Of COURSE I Am. Written by Duana A few months ago in this space I wrote about Shannen Doherty. How much I wanted to be her, and, after reading her ‘book’, how I kind of felt like, instead of my big sister, she was now kind of my little one, because she’s sort By Lainey • Jul 21, 2011 05:20 am
Weddings I can’t watch... Straight through. I had to break it up 45 seconds at a time. Because the Fontrum, Jesus, I mean they say everything is bigger in Texas, and, well, that applies to Fontrum too. Anyway, maybe you can stand it better than I can. Maybe you can make it all the By Lainey • Jul 14, 2011 03:05 am
Weddings Are you getting married? Brad Pitt was in Mexico promoting Moneyball the other day with Jonah Hill and director Bennett Miller. The film isn’t due for release until September. Will it come to TIFF? The festival should be announcing their lineup soon. Stop complaining to me about his hair. He looks HOT. Let’ By Lainey • Jul 13, 2011 05:37 am
Royals Prisoner Bride for a week It was a week ago today that Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert showed us the first in what would eventually be a series of awkward kisses and interactions at their splashy wedding. The couple is on honeymoon in South Africa and attended a By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 03:05 am
Style Kate Moss’s wedding styling A few weeks ago, when Lily Allen was married, click here for the article, I wrote about how much I loved her headdress, how it so beautifully captured her personal style, how it borrowed from an old elegant era, how refreshing it was in its UNsameness. I feel the same By Lainey • Jul 04, 2011 02:31 am
Royals Charlene’s tears If you thought the Photo Assumption on that kiss was bad the other day – click here if you missed it the other day – wait ‘til you see the video. Charlene Wittstock married Prince Albert of Monaco in a civil ceremony on Friday. On Saturday it was time for church – a By Lainey • Jul 04, 2011 02:18 am
Royals Photo Assumption: Another Balcony Kiss Over in Monaco, Prince Albert married Charlene Wittstock. Rumour has it they confiscated her passport... what??? I’m telling you, that’s what the papers have reported even though the royals are vehemently denying it. It’s almost medieval, non? Anyway, the spectacular spectacular is happening later. The civil ceremony By Lainey • Jul 01, 2011 06:40 am
Style If the rehearsal dress is any indication Charlene Wittstock may or may not take off on Prince Albert of Monaco half way down the aisle today but she’s not the bride who is trending on Twitter. That would be Kate Moss. Kate will marry Jamie Hince today in the Cotswolds. They’ll have a proper ceremony By Lainey • Jul 01, 2011 04:16 am
Royals The Only Kate in London is getting married Warning: NSFW! Did you see that meme that went around after the Royal Wedding? It was taken from an ad from a few years ago. AMAZING, right??? Kate Moss will marry Jamie Hince this weekend. And that will overshadow the Monte Carlo wedding too. It’s to take place at By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 07:37 am
Royals Royal Wedding competition! Will & Kate’s wedding was watched by a billion around the world. Or was it billions? It was a big f-cking deal. The end. Now there’s another royal wedding happening this weekend and, well, so far it’s been pretty low on public fascination, especially outside of certain By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 07:40 am
Cheating Loins Daniel Craig married Rachel Weisz It happened last Wednesday in New York. It was a secret wedding with only 6 guests – their children and two friends. The Daily Mail reported it first. We need to Encyclopaedia Brown this sh-t. Obviously. First, let’s re-examine the timeline: Daniel and Rachel work together on a movie called By Lainey • Jun 27, 2011 03:01 am
Gorgessity Lily Allen’s wedding styling I love it. Some of you are like, WTF with the earmuffs, etc, but I love all of it, earmuffs too. Which is why I saved this post for the last of the day. Seems like a nice way to end. Lily Allen married Sam Cooper on Saturday. There were By Lainey • Jun 13, 2011 09:59 am
