Royals Fascinated with Fascinators Duana doesn’t get why I’m so into it. It’s standard head-wear at an English wedding, especially when the guest list reads of royals. Sure. I know. But I still find it fascinating, this fascinator business. Maybe because I’ve never worn one. Here are Chelsy Davy and By Lainey • Mar 02, 2011 09:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh > Fergie As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 01:38 am
Maple Leaf Diane & Josh: rings? There are two things I never notice: pregnancy and wedding rings. You know how when you check someone out, there’s an unconscious but not really list that gets ticked off? For me, it’s always shoes, then hair, then skin, then I want to know about the body, how By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 04:15 am
Dumbass Worse than Lea Michele It’s official. And I didn’t think it was possible either. For someone on the Glee cast to be MORE annoying than Lea Michele. But it’s actually happened. It’s Dianna Agron. Because while Lea Michele is a lot of things, what she isn’t is DULL. In By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 04:35 am
Weddings Kate Moss engaged? The source of this report is the UK Sun which can totally be sketch. On occasion though, especially re: British names, they can score, and very accurately too. According to the publication, Jamie Hince, Kate Moss’s longtime boyfriend, proposed to her in bed on Tuesday night. She said yes, By Lainey • Feb 03, 2011 09:25 am
Famewhores Worst of 2010: LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian So they’re engaged now. After a year of constant arrogant bullsh-t, and a Shape Magazine cover controversy – click here for a refresher - and a previous engagement that they denied because they wanted to maximise their exposure, and now a year-ending “official” engagement when all the real stars are By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 03:52 am
Weddings Reese Witherspoon’s engagement rollout Her people confirmed exclusively to Us Weekly yesterday that she will marry Hollywood agent Jim Toth. As repeatedly noted, celebrity gossip has a way of playing out over time. These are the shenanigans that make their sh-t so fascinating. Because two months ago, on October 22nd, Us Weekly announced the By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 03:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Natalie Portman will be pregnant at the Oscars Natalie Portman confirmed this weekend that she and choreographer/dancer Benjamin Millepied are expecting and engaged. Portman is considered a lock for a Best Actress Oscar nomination. And she’s been workin’ it a lot more than Annette Bening too. Perhaps a baby will be enough to overcome No Strings By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 03:52 am
Royals Zara’s ring Zara Phillips announced her engagement to Mike Tindall early today. Then the two stepped out of their home Gloucestershire and posed for photos. In jeans and quilted vests. Like normal people. Right? They look like normal people. Only the Queen is her grandmother. And she has to go to Buckingham By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 05:40 am
Royals Royal Weddings and Princesses Zara Phillips is engaged to Mike Tindall. Tindall is a former rugby player. They’ve been together for years. She of course is the daughter of Princess Anne. She’s the oldest granddaughter of the Queen. She’s an equestrian. She however is not a Princess. Anne decided she did By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 03:14 am
Famewhores You can take the corner Nicole Richie sold her wedding (photos) to People Magazine. But People was already planning a 2010 wrap-up issue. So they stuck her in the corner. I wonder if that affected the price. Nicole of course married Joel Madden. Joel Madden used to date Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff sold her wedding By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 02:40 am
Royals Royal cuddles! Thoughts on the official royal engagement portraits? They were taken by Mario Testino whose photographs of Diana are the princes’ favourites. Did you buy that book? Of course I bought that book. She is SO beautiful in that book. I’ve attached the two I like best. As for William By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 02:18 am
Ebola Victims Nicole & Joel: weekend wedding...with Ebola? Nicole’s been hitting the gym hard lately. Tracy Anderson’s studio, if you’re interested. Everyone’s been going to Anderson’s lately. Everyone wants to be like Gwyneth. Does that bite your ass? Anyway, Radar Online is reporting that Nicole is getting married this weekend. That there are By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 02:59 am
Girly Throw Downs The dress,the stag,the curtsey & the D-O double G While Prince William has been in Zurich with the English delegation supporting England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, Kate Middleton went out to a charity event last night in London. Click here to see photos. The Daily Mail is such a f-cking bitch of a paper, non? By Lainey • Dec 02, 2010 03:20 am
Royals Piano Riddler at the Royal Wedding? This is Elton John today in London leaving BBC Studios looking like Jim Carrey’s Riddler. He was asked on the radio today whether or not he’ll be performing at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. Elton’s response: "I probably am." Then, perhaps realising that By Lainey • Nov 25, 2010 09:15 am
Royals Not a cash bar wedding I’ve bitched about it before: cash bar weddings. Relax. I’m not saying everyone has to pay for a splashy wedding. I’m not saying that if you marry in the church hall where your parents used to play and it’s a lovely, intimate affair that this applies By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 07:44 am
