Dumbass P for Porny, P for Pathetic You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 03:05 am
Style Nicole Richie: birthday, boots, and bachelorettes Ugh. It’s that word again. Bachelorette. So lame. After I advocated for using Stag yesterday – click here if you missed it – many of you offered Doe as the female alternative. But... that’s almost the same. It’s Bambi’s mother. It’s not the same. That article was By Lainey • Sep 21, 2010 06:35 am
Weddings Was it a 2 for 1 deal? OK! Magazine had the exclusive on Hilary Duff’s wedding day – at a rumoured rate of $1 million – and now they’re publishing her personal honeymoon photos. Was it a 2 for 1 deal? Or was that extra cash money for the newlyweds? As you can see, there’s a By Lainey • Aug 26, 2010 04:21 am
Weddings Weekend Weddings All around the world I suppose. And of course for celebrities too. I liked Chelsea Clinton’s dress. Don’t love, but like more than I thought I would. Also...wedding thinnification? I hope Alicia Keys will be happy for a long time. I hope their baby arrives safely. I By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 05:12 am
Weddings My Number 2 is off the market Written by Jacek As you’re all probably aware by now if you make the gossip rounds, Javier and Penelope tied the knot earlier this month in the Bahamas. A small ceremony kept pretty low key. That’s how Penelope rolls. They were photographed in Hawaii on Monday as she By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 03:52 am
Weddings All Star Wedding Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are big names, but they’re not HUGE names. They do however know HUGE name people. And so their wedding celebration last weekend in Lake Como, Italy attracted some very HUGE names. Names like Meryl Streep (Devil Wears Prada), George Clooney (Leatherheads), Matt Damon (Adjustment By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 09:21 am
Weddings People getting married So many people getting married. Got married. Am sure you’ve heard: Carrie Underwood to Mike Fisher, Emily Blunt to John Krasinski... The wedding details should be available on the cover of a magazine some time soon. Can’t wait to see Country Bitch’s gown. Somehow she always tacks By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 03:26 am
Sports Country B silver and legs You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no By Lainey • May 27, 2010 06:08 am
Famewhores What are you up to... Hilary Duff? Just in case you haven’t seen them yet, the paps shot Mike Comrie proposing to Hilary Duff in Hawaii– click here to see the photos. Her people have since confirmed the engagement. The entire world is now also aware that he presented her with a $1 million By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 07:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Holy Twins travel They’re in Italy and it’s been a daily inundation of photos – boat trips with the kids, mystery identities with the babies, and Jon Voight paying a grandfatherly visit. Two weeks ago the Brange was on the verge of combusting, now the tabloids don’t have a way in, By Lainey • Feb 22, 2010 05:28 am
Style Nicole: getting married, selling shoes, baby names She was at Bloomingdales today promoting Winter Kate, her clothing and shoe line launching this Spring, which is why Nicole Richie taped Letterman last night and confirmed that she and Joel Madden are indeed engaged. See now I thought that happened a long time ago but she said it was By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 12:02 pm
Weddings No more Strange Russell Brand has collected a LOT of Strange along the way. My friend Fiona hates it when her husband Kiu uses this expression. It’s offside, sure. But it totally applies to Brand’s romantic history. One night multiples, many walks of shame… and now he’s found The One. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 07:56 am
Cheese 2 minutes of amazingness And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 01:51 am
Cheese Fake castles, glass slippers, and Vagina Virgins One of the Jonas Brothers got married recently. According to Michelle’s Boy Band Theory, it was the irrelevant one. Or the least attractive one. What? It’s not like you weren’t thinking it. Anyway, the oldest Vagina Virgin is now supposedly not a Vagina Virgin anymore because there By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 08:12 am
Sports Country B engaged She was in Ottawa last week spotted at a Senators game and speculation at the time was that something special was going down. And so it appeared all over Twitter yesterday when a family friend tweeted congratulations on their engagement. Local papers have confirmed it today: Mike Fisher proposed to By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 02:14 am
Weddings Undercover married? Radar reports that LA is buzzing about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s supposed secret wedding on Wednesday after applying for a marriage licence last week. TMZ goes on to reveal that their newborn son Sparrow’s official birth certificate does not note his mother’s last name, unlike Harlow By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 06:55 am
