Royals Royal cuddles! Thoughts on the official royal engagement portraits? They were taken by Mario Testino whose photographs of Diana are the princes’ favourites. Did you buy that book? Of course I bought that book. She is SO beautiful in that book. I’ve attached the two I like best. As for William By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 02:18 am
Girly Throw Downs The dress,the stag,the curtsey & the D-O double G While Prince William has been in Zurich with the English delegation supporting England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, Kate Middleton went out to a charity event last night in London. Click here to see photos. The Daily Mail is such a f-cking bitch of a paper, non? By Lainey • Dec 02, 2010 03:20 am
Royals Piano Riddler at the Royal Wedding? This is Elton John today in London leaving BBC Studios looking like Jim Carrey’s Riddler. He was asked on the radio today whether or not he’ll be performing at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. Elton’s response: "I probably am." Then, perhaps realising that By Lainey • Nov 25, 2010 09:15 am
Royals Not a cash bar wedding I’ve bitched about it before: cash bar weddings. Relax. I’m not saying everyone has to pay for a splashy wedding. I’m not saying that if you marry in the church hall where your parents used to play and it’s a lovely, intimate affair that this applies By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 07:44 am
Royals Anti-depression coaching for Princesses The latest on the wedding date seems to be end of April. It’s after Easter and before the Duke of Edinburgh’s 90th birthday AND, most importantly, obviously, it’s before polo season. Don’t let marriage get into the way of the Prince’s polo playing, seen? Anyway, By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 08:17 am
Royals Her own security detail I’ve spent half an hour going through old photos for this article. And I could have spent all day. Have decided that every time I post about the Engagement, I will also go through the archives and post the new old pictures. If you have to ask me why, By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 04:45 am
Royals The Royal Interview If you missed it, the link to the Prince William/Kate Middleton interview is below. Not sure how long it’ll stay there so watch as soon as you can. Of course I was glued to BBC Online at 11am PT. And this is why I love the British. That By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 08:48 am
Royals She wore blue too I have been glued to BBC. Don’t lie. I know many of you have been as well. If only we could get ITV over here. ITV has the exclusive first sit-down interview and it will air at 7pm in London, 2pm ET/11am PT. Before that though there was By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 05:46 am
Royals Princess Kate Couple of weeks ago they allowed themselves to be photographed together in public in the same frame at a friend’s wedding. William who has been trained since birth on protocol was fully aware of what he was doing. Everyone has since been waiting for the official announcement which came By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 02:26 am
Royals Wedding statement Like Halle Berry, Prince William is apparently also making a declaration of his own. The Prince went to a wedding this weekend. Kate Middleton accompanied him. And they allowed themselves to be pictured together in the same frame, walking together in and out of the church. This means they may By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 02:38 am
Royals Second place is sometimes better Hot Harry on a Horse is in Botswana today at an event to celebrate the Queen’s official birthday. Royal people are amazing, non? She gets an “official” birthday in June because her real birthday takes place when the weather is usually for sh-t. Because there needs to be a By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 11:06 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Hot Friday Hot Harry It is so f-cking hot here in Toronto. And this is Hot Harry on a Horse not on a horse at a wedding in London with his brother and also Kate Middleton. I was married on a Friday. My mother consulted a feng shui master for the date. And that By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 12:03 pm
Royals Where a Prince pees At Ascot yesterday, where both princes played polo, no doubt these were probably the cleanest portable potties on the planet, but still… It has to be bad, like BAD, like life or death, before I will step into one of those. I even have trouble using a half decent washroom By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 02:33 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse and his roommate Hot Harry and his brother are training and bunking together on an army base and met the media today to talk about their experiences. It was a light, relaxed presser as the brothers exchanged lighthearted quips – who’s messy, who snores, who cooks. Joked Hot Harry: "This is the By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 04:56 am
Royals Shake it, baby, shake it Hot Harry on a Horse this weekend at a polo match with his brother. For some reason while they were stretching, Hot Harry, the eternal f-ck up, decided to get his groove on. What do you think of his moves? Kinda like Porny Simpson? Side by side…it’s almost By Lainey • May 11, 2009 08:31 am
Royals Clean cut and all smiles Hot Harry on a Horse and his brother today in London for the launch of the Henry van Straubenzee Memorial Fund. Harry is healthy and well rested after his trip to Mauritius with Chelsy and William, having spent part of the holiday with Kate Middleton, is done with the beard. By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 12:40 pm