Best and Worst of 2015 Best of 2015: The Emancipation of Zayn Those of us who lived through a New Kids on the Block/Spice Girl/Take That breakup were not that fussed by Zayn leaving 1D. After a certain age, you know not to put all your faith in a group because someone (ahem, Geri!) will break your heart. As Lainey By Maria • Dec 15, 2015 04:29 pm
Gorgessity Gigi & Zayn hold hands Last week I wrote in Smutty Tingles that I think I’ve officially stopped caring about Harry Styles. It’s more like, even though they won all those American Music Awards, because the show wanted to make sure their crazy fans were watching, One Direction is… fading. Doesn’t Harry By Lainey • Nov 30, 2015 11:38 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 27, 2015 Besides the obvious answer of, “she’s a genius,” how does J.K. Rowling manage to explain a complex character in one eloquent, perfectly written tweet? Snape was a bully who loved the goodness he sensed in Lily without being able to emulate her. That was his tragedy. https://t. By Maria • Nov 27, 2015 02:14 pm
Hook Ups High-pitched scream alert I have to admit, when these photos of Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik popped up on US Weekly, I squealed. Come on, you did too. A little? First off, just their faces that close together – look at them! They are just both really, really beautiful. So there’s that. We By Maria • Nov 24, 2015 10:51 am
Jennifer Lopez The Interview 8 It’s the September issues! But we’ve already seen Beyoncé on the cover of Vogue, so now what? This month, Interview has printed 8 different covers, each featuring a celebrity selfie. There’s Miley Cyrus FaceTiming with photographer Mert Alas (they each scored a cover), JLo, Victoria Beckham (with By Maria • Sep 02, 2015 11:07 am
Girly Throw Downs Boy Sh-t: Zayn Malik vs Calvin Harris edition So last night, another Twitter slapfest broke out, this time between Zayn Malik and Calvin Harris. #Zaynhasnochill is frequently trending on Twitter, because since he left One Direction, Zayn has been shading everyone. He’s fought with former bandmate Louis Tomlinson (click here for a refresher). He’s fought with By Maria • Aug 18, 2015 01:55 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession One Direction: Babies and broken engagements Zayn Malik has ended his engagement. You’ll recall, the mess first started when Zayn was still with One Direction, on tour in Asia, accused of cheating on Perrie Edwards. That resulted in him tapping out of the tour, rushing back to England to be with Perrie, and then subsequently By Lainey • Aug 04, 2015 02:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday June 24, 2015 Zayn front row at Valentino – I thought he wanted out of the spotlight? Front row ready Zayn Malik. Live streaming now on Valentino.com #linkinbio #onedirection A photo posted by Valentino (@maisonvalentino) onJun 24, 2015 at 8:51am PDT I like FKA twigs’ vibe but don’t like Balmain. So By Maria • Jun 24, 2015 05:00 pm
Girly Throw Downs Boy Sh-t is the Best Sh-t: One Direction edition Fight! Boy fight! It’s been, what?, a month since Zayn Malik announced he was leaving One Direction? They said it was amicable. Oh come on. It’s never amicable. At least not at the beginning. This sh-t takes years to get over. Can you imagine if Twitter was around By Lainey • May 06, 2015 03:34 pm
Girly Throw Downs Zayn won’t mind but Louis does One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson and producer Naughty Boy, who’s working with Zayn Malik on some new music, got into a fight on Twitter. Louis thought Naughty Boy (do we have to call him this???) was disrespecting the band and the fans and Naughty Boy (who can take this By Lainey • Mar 31, 2015 10:00 am
Music Harry next? E! News wasted no time yesterday after Zayn Malik’s announcement that he’s quitting 1D in reporting that Harry Styles might be next. According to E! sources, Harry’s been telling his friends that he wants to get into acting and permanently move to LA. Since he’s been By Lainey • Mar 26, 2015 10:51 am
Harry Potter Intro for March 26, 2015 Dear Gossips, Crucio, now! Two things blew up my life yesterday. The first: ZAYYYYYNNNNN!!! Maybe you don’t understand the drama, but there were a lot of parents trying to coax their teenagers out of the bathroom last night, OK? This is real pain. And then… The Dark Lord Funk By Lainey • Mar 26, 2015 09:06 am
BFFs Zaynnnnnn!!! Zayn Malik has quit One Direction. It’s official. The band confirmed that they will continue as a four-piece. Here’s how Zayn explained his decision: "My life with One Direction has been more than I could ever have imagined," he shared with fans. "But, after five By Lainey • Mar 25, 2015 05:41 pm
Music Intro for March 20, 2015 Dear Gossips, Zayn is always the one you worry about. He always seemed to be the most fragile. And he wears it on his body. So this “stress leave”, over a few photos that showed up on social media, and the ensuing anxiety for both him and his fiancée…I By Lainey • Mar 20, 2015 09:50 am
Quiveration This Is Me on August 30 What are you doing on August 30? It’s Labour Day weekend. Will you be at the cottage? On holiday somewhere? Working in the yard? BBQ? Fiona is coming here to Toronto from Vancouver that weekend. We miss each other so much. You think she’s going to mind if By Lainey • Aug 19, 2013 05:00 pm
Quiveration Best Song to perv to I think I've been pretty forthcoming about my Harry Styles problem. Some of you have been kind enough to confess that we are the same. The new video won't help. The new video will make it worse. So don't watch it if you don& By Lainey • Jul 23, 2013 10:29 am
