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Taylor Swift is dating Conor Kennedy. He's the son of Robert Kennedy Jr and the recently deceased Mary Kennedy. Here they are this weekend at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport. I'm told it's at least her second visit there. My sources also tell me exclusively that she's put an offer in on a property next to the compound.

She's 22. He's 18.

Ummmm...

Already?

I get it that that family is like American royalty and he's beautiful in that way that they're so beautiful with the wind in their hair and the politics in their blood and the Vineyard beneath their feet at summer weddings but...moving in next door is kinda...Stage 5 cling, non?

I wish she'd work on her love game. God she really doesn't know what she's doing does she?
 

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