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She’s hot, totally. But on red carpets, I feel like it’s always long and flattering and a little old school and more often than not red lips and eventually it all just bleeds together, like, yes, that’s how Amber Heard is supposed to look. All the time. Next? There’s a reason why Amber Heard hasn’t caught on fire. It’s just so hard to get excited about her, and even about her clothes.

Amber Heard AT The Metropolitan Opera's premiere of 'Jules Massenet's Manon

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