We’ll start with Leonardo DiCaprio, he’s older and he almost never misses Coachella, which means he’s probably been there more times than anyone else this weekend. 

 

Leo’s relationship with Coachella has been longer than all of his models. Currently the model is Vittoria Ceretti and she and Leo were seen in Palm Springs this weekend, holding hands at Post Malone’s stage yesterday. The models have come and gone but Leo will always be loyal to the festival. I’m serious about this. The joke used to be that Coachella was flower crowns and Vanessa Hudgens but Vanessa isn’t super regular there anymore and the flower crowns have had their day. Leo outlasted all of them and everyone! If there is a King of the Desert, it’s not a musician, it’s the celebrity who can always reliably be counted on to show up, unless he’s filming. And if you told me that he organises his work schedule around the fashion weeks and Coachella and Cannes, I would believe you. That, by the way, is the next stop. After Coachella, for Leo, it’s always the South of France. 

 

Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner were also there. It’s been a few weeks since they’ve stepped out in public together and the way the internet works, if it goes more than 14 days, cue the breakup rumours. Or wishful thinking. Clearly not broken up, video assumption says they’re far from broken up. 

These two look really, really, REALLY into each other. 

@culted

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I read a comment out there from someone who was like… “they’re endgame”, LOL. I don’t know if it’s endgame but I’m pretty sure no one expected to be talking like this when they first hooked up. But there is some adjacent intrigue. 

 

Timmy and Kylie were at Charli XCX’s set…and Travis Scott was performing too. They did not show up for Travis but Kendall was seen taking Stormi to watch her dad. The realities of co-parenting when everyone involved is such a heatscore. 

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