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He didn’t look any different than he has in months, but who can deny George Clooney? The easy charm, the confidence, the humour, the unattainability, the talent, the intelligence…isn’t he the perfect man? Isn’t he the man for all men? And the hunk for all women? Who doesn’t love George? Why can’t Nicole love George? Why can’t George love Nicole? Can you imagine what a stake that would drive through the heart of the Cruise? Please Goddess, please let it be so.

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