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Could Hollywood"s biggest victim finally be with child? That"s the buzz, especially after new photos of Jennypity surfaced today on JustJared with an imperceptible - almost imaginary - bump and, according to online observers, a slightly slightly slightly fully figure. And we are talking nano degrees here. Take a look for yourself. If you ask me, this is fabulous news. For two fabulous reasons: If she really is pregnant, she"ll probably announce and/or confirm in a few weeks. Oh.My.Goddess. Guess what comes out in a few weeks - in addition to Baby JoliePitt??!!?? Why yes! It"s The Break-Up, starring Vince Vaughn and - you got it! - Jennifer Aniston! Oh joy! Oh baby! Oh Cruise! Oh timing! Isn"t it all just so wonderful? Isn"t it all JUST SO COINCIDENTAL??? BUT...if she"s NOT pregnant and she"s just put on a teeny tiny bit of healthy weight and people are talking about it - how do you think your favourite Zone-obsessed, chainsmoking thinfreak is going to react? Will she scream at the ocean? Will she increase the daily Pilates sessions to 5 hours from 3? Will Nicole Richie become her new BFF? The suspense is killing me gossips. After all, it"s been SO long since Jennifer Aniston launched a publicity campaign, I was actually starting to miss her.

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