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Anne Hathaway was married this weekend. While I write that up, please start your Monday morning with Tom Hiddleston, seen here leaving Chinawhites in London after what the paps are calling the Thor 2 wrap party...what? Already? We’re still 13 months out from the release date. If true, a long post-production is healthy.

Last week I posted this article about Hiddleston’s Spanish speaking. Hot. Then I checked his Twitter and, reliably, he balanced it out.

“Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun.”

If I remember correctly from 1st year English, this is Keats. Remember when you had to pick apart every f-cking line? I suppose it worked. Because I can still break it down: close to the maturing sun, we were taught to analyse, was something about an aging year, not quite dead, so... fall?

I am never, ever, ever, ever checking his Twitter again.

Photo credits: NCODE/ bauergriffinonline.com

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