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Tom Sturridge is apparently a very good friend of Robert Pattinson. Here he is on the carpet for The Boat That Rocks last night in London. As you can see, his BFF gave him a few tips. One tip.

When in doubt, let your mouth hang open. Open Mouth Posing.

Like Pattinson, Tom is a beautiful boy. And cleaner? It’s probably not fair to judge from a red carpet. Even Pattinson showers for the red carpet.

But the hair…

Am too old perhaps to understand the hair. These days the hair, on these boys, they’re more like boy elves. With great emphasis on the ear – have you noticed? LipGloss Zac Efron, as you know, is famous for it. And Chace Crawford. And now Tom Sturridge as well.

If I were Tom Sturridge, it’s not the kind of company I’d like to keep, especially not with all this potential following the lead of fellow break out Brits like James McAvoy, Jim Sturgess, and Ben Barnes.

Tom Sturridge is next? Discuss.


Photos from Wenn.com

Tom Sturridge open mouth posing on the carpet for The Boat That Rocks last night in London

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