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This made my life. Thanks to Catherine for sending.

Tori Spelling and that golddigging piece of sh*t she married are promoting a new season of their dumbass reality show. Apparently neither can get booked on the regular publicity circuit. As such, they’ve had to resort to this: hiring a planeto do that sky-writing business … see attached.

How F&CKING GHETTO!!! Does it get any more ghetto??? What is she like a car salesman now?

Do you love it, or do you LOVE it?

Tori Spelling ghetto car salesman, Tori Spelling car salesman

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