*This is your official spoiler alert. There WILL be heavy plot reveals throughout so keep that in mind before reading this post!*
Mondays have become even more grueling than normal because I experience, what I call, a Euphoria hangover.
going into a new coming out of#euphoria episode the episode pic.twitter.com/RBQQUOK4wD— ðŸ¥ yj spoilers (@kiwibitch69) January 24, 2022
After waiting a week for the episodes to drop, by the time it’s Sunday, I’m already upset because I know I’m gonna hit my lowest low when the end credits roll. The show gives me SEROTONIN that is almost unbearable at times (for context, it takes me an extra 30 minutes to get through a new episode because I frequently pause it to scream/cackle/improvise with the characters as if I’m a cast member).
Am I being dramatic, possibly to the point that it’s annoying? Yes. Am I the only one with such a deep love for the show? Absolutely not (but everybody knows that).
The nice thing about Twitter is that I find people who feel the same way and have been able to keep the Euphoria vibes going in the most hilarious, well-thought-out content during and after every episode. It’s become a part of the show’s culture, and even Angus Cloud, who plays Fez, joined in on the fun:
Between Cal’s backstory, new possible love interests, clown behaviour from MULTIPLE characters, and more, I knew my Twitter timeline was going to be goooooood. So without further ado, here are my favourite tweets broken down for the episode “Ruminations: Big and Little Bullys” (sic).
Cal’s Villain Origin Story
these white boys look the same idk who is cal and whoâ€™s derrick#Euphoria #EuphoriaHBOMax pic.twitter.com/JvaHzvuOMF— yuh (@poopoopeepee30) January 24, 2022
iâ€™m like â€œaww yâ€™all cute asfâ€ then remember this is cal jacobs #Euphoria #EuphoriaHBO pic.twitter.com/z0AA4eee69— fuck nate jacobs (@leah_028) January 24, 2022
Rue, Jules and…Elliot?
me begging sam levinson to not ruin rue & jules for me pic.twitter.com/jytKCSvCp0— lâ¤ï¸â€ðŸ©¹ (@Iucyswift) January 24, 2022
…but then we saw *THAT* Rue and Jules Scene
Rue’s Messy Behaviour Escalates
Not rue doing fentanyl like itâ€™s a fruit roll up #EUPHORIA pic.twitter.com/D4fwpzh82C— The Villianess (@AsiahEure) January 24, 2022
Cassie’s One-sided Relationship With Nate (is she not embarrassed????)
Cassie getting up at 4am every morning to impress Nate ðŸ’€ #euphoria pic.twitter.com/K9UJgZej5O— pdiddy (@sadasscatsdiddy) January 24, 2022
maddie: why are you dressed like that— emma (@emma_rose74) January 24, 2022
cassie: like what???#EuphoriaHBOMax #Euphoria pic.twitter.com/UVscn4If9D
My face when I thought Cassie confessed #Euphoria pic.twitter.com/SWViBL3srj— NyaðŸ’˜ (@aestheticvxbes6) January 24, 2022
Fez, Faye, and Ashtray: A Comedic Trio
â€œdo you and your son like fuck people togetherâ€ LMFAO FAYE IS SO FUNNY #EuphoriaHBOMax #Euphoria pic.twitter.com/YzNGbcwPtG— fuck nate jacobs (@leah_028) January 24, 2022
Faye watching fez and ashtray beat cal #Euphoria pic.twitter.com/2t3cRxkZlK— ð–±ð–ºð—ð–¾ð—‡ðŸ¦¥ (@ravensrvn) January 24, 2022
Lexi The Main Character
okay but where is lexi howardâ€™s emmy for this is life ðŸ’Œ #lexihoward #Euphoria pic.twitter.com/ZeMoLzw8V4— marina ! ðŸŒ™ðŸ‚ (@MarinaTouma) January 24, 2022
not lexi pretending her life is a movie she just like me fr #Euphoria #EuphoriaHBOMax pic.twitter.com/8twU9TPFug— ALiENSUPERSTAR ðŸ‘½ (@tarablextara) January 24, 2022
i canâ€™t express how MUCH i relate to lexi but her disconnecting from reality n this shÂ¡tty world and living her life as a movie/reality show in her head was the last straw for me SHE SEES ME SHES ME AND I AM HER #Euphoria pic.twitter.com/S3qV0Pc0UY— joel miller defender (@ellievjoel) January 24, 2022
…but where were Lexi and Fez??
no lexi & fez scenes tonightâ€¦iâ€™m sickðŸ’” #Euphoria pic.twitter.com/ZUw0LsmWF1— jilly (@loopeelolo333) January 24, 2022
you are telling me i waited a whole week for ZERO fez and lexi together????? #Euphoria pic.twitter.com/RLkLreelCN— summer (@summermcney) January 24, 2022
people are shipping lexi and ethan #Euphoria pic.twitter.com/G23VuemUhj— Â·. (@missyouharry) January 24, 2022
Now all we can do is get through another long week for the next batch of golden Euphoria Twitter content. Until then, in the words of Angus…
Attached - Hunter Schafer leaving Delilah in Hollywood last night.