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They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short.

Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type.

Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the reason he and Elle split. Because she kicked booze and he couldn’t quit coke.

If true, for Uma’s sake, hopefully he’s clean now…

PS. Just had a thought: Jennifer Aniston and Uma’s ex Andre Balasz… they’d be perfect, non?

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