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Sorry… interrupting gossip for an Olympic moment. Because we just watched the 200m live – SPOILER AHEAD – and Usain Bolt is sick.

Sick.

Is there any man more aptly named?

Usain Bolt just won gold in the 200m setting a new world record in the event which means he is the FIRST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE OLYMPIC GAMES to own world records in both the 100m and the 200m.

He’s crazy.

Like…no one has ever seen anything like it.

Is anyone in Jamaica working today?

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