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Many of you have been requesting more photos of Mr Valentino from the screening last night.

Why?

Because, to borrow from Mrs Jones, he’s so orange he’s almost purple. He IS purple! No, but really, that infomercial presenter man who had an affair with Bridget’s mother…I love him so much.

Anyway…you asked so here he is: more Orange by request. Mr Valentino with Anne Hathaway. Mr Valentino on his own.

You’ll note his neck is a totally different colour. So there’s a foundation problem here as well as a burn victim.

I think he knows though. I think he knows and he doesn’t care. Remember the last moment in the trailer? What Giancarlo says to him?

You look a little bit too tan…

I would eat them!


This movie will become the guidebook for my life.


Photos from Wenn.com

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