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Posh arrived at Heathrow after a couple of days in Milan with David Beckham. As you can see, she’s carrying a huge white Hermes bag that’s probably empty.

She’s also wearing a pair of skinnies that don’t actually make her look invisible. Chill. It’s not like I’m saying she’s not thin. Of course she’s thin. But ordinarily she’s, like, death door thin. In these shots she’s thin but not alarmingly so. It’s because we’ve been conditioned to Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan is officially thinner than Victoria Beckham. There is no prize awarded for this.

But Posh will be upset.

Posh hates being out-thinned.

Watch for a sudden weight crash in the next 2 weeks. Thin-off!


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Victoria Beckham arrives in London

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