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Tomorrow is Victoria Beckham’s 35th birthday. She celebrated last night with Eva Longoria and Katie Holmes at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. Want to Photo Assumption how she looked? Photo Assumption says the Birthday Girl looked blue. 

Possible reasons for being blue on birthday:

  1. Shauna Sand was allowed entry at Cecconi’s the night before. Ew.
  2. Aging
  3. Anna Wintour won’t put her on the cover
  4. The strain of keeping an eye on Becks

I’ll go with all of the above.

Oh Posh. Maybe this will cheer her up? She graces the cover of the new Hello! Canada in honour of her 35th with a look back at her past and a list of 20 (sort of) little known facts about Mrs Beckham. 

Will that help? Probably not. After all, Vogue is the Holy Grail.

Also attached – shots of Katie leaving the restaurant. She also apparently snuck into a fertility clinic the other day, further fueling reports that Tom Cruise got her pregnant in the lab again. Keep you posted.


Photos from Flynetonline.com

Victoria Beckham in Hello! Canada, Katie Holmes leaving Cecconi's

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