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Definitely the side profile. She"s mastered this pose and as you can see, it does wonders for her nose. Sigh. If only I had a good nose. So anyway, Lindsay showed up at Charlize Theron"s event looking less dirty face than usual but still pretty skitty in a white suit and yellow heels. Kristen L wrote to me today telling me that there"s a great LEG debate going on at her office right now. It"s Posh vs. Lilo, especially because both have been rockin" the super short shorts of late and I was asked to pick a team. Right now, on shape but not colour, I would have to go with Lindsay simply because Victoria"s look too twiggy. I do think Lindsay needs some colour though. Under bad lighting, pale gams can assume the worst shapes, you know what I mean? Having said that, IF Mrs Beckham were to put on even just 10 pounds, I"d say she"d take the prize for me. She is, after all, #2 to my Gwyneth"s #1.

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