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My girl Vick apparently told an audience that she arrived at the now infamous bob because the sex was so rough her hair extensions kept falling out. Love, love, love. She also went on to say that she completely worships her husband, that she considers herself fortunate to have landed him, and that as such, she would – like all wives – do “anything for him”, which apparently means getting jacked so hard she was started to bald. Oh holy quiveration – the legend of David grows and grows, non? Speaking of doing anything for him... I’m assuming this includes all doors on all fours? Told you so… Here’s Posh spending my money yesterday on an 8 hour shopping marathon with her sister. The book is apparently doing very, very well. Source and thanks to Amanda for the tip!

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