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While her husband David Beckham gives back in Africa on a UN Children’s mission, playing with kids in Sierra Leone and doing something less frivolous for a change, his wife Victoria is exactly where she should be: front row at a fashion show in Paris. Orange and puckered and posed, here’s Posh with Dita von Teese and Claudia Schiffer at Roland Mouret, the designer of her famous Moon Dress.

As you can see, Posh is toting a purple Birkin, one of a reported dozen in her closet. Bitch.

Why do I find it hilarious that Claudia is towering over her and Dita? Why do they look like three little girls playing dress up?

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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