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I first wrote about this last week – click here for a refresher - that gossips out of the UK were reporting that Anna Wintour finally relented, and that Posh, after heeding Anna’s orders, removing her tits, and staying out of the pap eye for a while, has been rewarded with her very own US Vogue cover.

FWD says it’ll be October, coordinated with her perfume launch.

F-ck Anna…

What’s up???

Becks?

OK yeah, I would exchange for that too.

But it’s sad, non? That Anna has stopped torturing Victoria?

Andre Leon Talley does not approve.

IT’S A FAMINE OF BEAUTY, HONEY!!! MY EYES ARE STARVING FOR BEAUTY!

Attached – yet another ad for Armani Underwear. They had to give her some extra meat, I think. She probably thinks she looks fat.

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