Celebrity Social Media, October 1, 2026
Apple Martin made her runway debut for Chloé, a brand she has already modelled for.
It doesn’t look like Gwyneth attended, probably because she didn’t want to pull focus from Apple. If they were there together, it would be a whole thing centered around her mom.
Sophia Bush and Ashlyn Harris announced their marriage in Vogue, the same day that Ashlyn’s ex Ali Krieger made her debut on The Amazing Race. Ashlyn and Sophia got married in 2025, I wonder why they chose September 30, specifically, to release the news.
Scarlett Johansson’s skin care brand The Outset is quietly closing. Am I the only one who really liked their exfoliator? Apparently so. There’s so much competition in this space and beauty marketing heavily relies on social media and influencers. I’m convinced there are only two ways for a brand to really flourish: be an elitist cult name (like Biologique Recherche) or be everywhere. Scarlett was doing the rounds, but on CBS Sunday Morning when she should have been learning TikTok dances with Love Island contestants.
After a swirl of rumours, Variety is reporting that Woody Allen’s new movie will star Jemima Kirke and Marton Csokas. I don’t know who Marton is but I definitely know Jemima and I guess this whole thing is like, huh? Plenty of celebrities worked with Woody after he was accused of sexually abusing Dylan Farrow and he married Soon-Yi (and some won Oscars for it) but since the Epstein reports, I would think he was absolutely a no-go for pretty much any actor. I know Jemima’s whole thing is edginess and detachment but this is just dumb and self-sabotaging.
Of course Tom Cruise will ride-share his helicopter to get someone to set, he will fly the damn thing himself if need be.





Apple Martin on the Chloé runway in Paris, October 1, 2026