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Will Smith and the Men In Black 3 team were in Asia earlier this week to promote the movie. Does he seem really, really animated to you? I mean he’s always super-animated but I feel like this time there’s some extra to his natural all day party. And no, that’s not a reference to anything smutty. I do actually believe Will gets high on Fans! and Fun! He’s reminding me a lot lately of Tom Cruise. Like a constant double thumb pump, you know? High fives all the time!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!

I’m exhausted already, can you imagine how Jada feels?

Men In Black 3 opens on May 24. Wonder if we’ll see will on some kind of fly-by stunt at Cannes next week. The timing is kinda perfect.

Photo credits: Chung Sung-Jun/Getty

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