Timothée and two Jenners

Timothée Chalamet and Kylie and Kendall Jenner were papped after dinner at Sushi Park last night, giving me an opportunity to be amused, once again, at how overrated this place is because of all these celebrities who go there – for the privacy, no doubt, but please don’t tell me the food is worth the price. I actually just read a hilarious piece a few weeks ago at Mad Food World breaking down how Sushi Park “is doing less with more and getting away with it more successfully”. But then again, who would ever trust this cohort of celebrity with food recommendations?

It’s not just in LA, though. Here in Toronto, I don’t trust anyone who only eats in the downtown core where they think is the “best xyz” in the city. Those of us who are willing to go outside of what’s considered the cool borders of town know where the best flavours are, and also the Asian aunties. My ma would flip a table over at Sushi Park if she saw the prices and compared them to the flavour.

Back to Timmy and the Jenners – he and Kylie were just on holiday somewhere and have returned to LA, perhaps because Coachella is this weekend? They went last year and this year Justin Bieber is headlining. Not that Timmy and Kylie wouldn’t be into other artists but considering how close Kendall and Kylie are to Hailey (who thinks Sushi Park is the sh-t), it’s not a stretch to think that their crew might show up to support JB. This, of course, includes Timmy now since he and Kylie have been together three years and since we saw, a few months ago, the Biebers and that whole circle doing their part to promote Marty Supreme in those windbreakers.

For now, their outfits are all relatively on trend, some better than others. Timmy’s in the Dior Roadie Lace-Up Boot, which was divisive when Jonathan Anderson first showed it on the runway a few months ago…

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…but it’s now hard to find in certain sizes and colourways, so it’s definitely a coveted item among fashion boys. I definitely prefer it to the f-ckass thong heels that Kylie’s wearing which I know the fashion girlies are all over but I will never, ever not hate them. They are, in my opinion, an abomination, a stain on footwear.

As for Kendall, another example of the 90s straight leg jeans trend over square-toe ballet flats. Inoffensive but I can firmly declare I’m never going back to ballet flats, for back protection – a bitch has to consider the back at a certain age!