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Was halfway through my tuna sub. Starving. On honey oat with mozzarella cheese, green peppers, tomatoes, cukes, black olives, pickles, and mustard, pepper no salt. Yum.

Until this…

LipGloss Zac Efron’s wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s today surrounded by tweens hoping it’ll come to life.

Ew!

Ew!

Ew! Ew! Ew!

Is it possible to veto your own wax figure? Like do they need permission? If it were me I would say no. If I were LipGloss I would have at least picked another outfit. And some new hair. After all, he’s trying to be taken seriously as an adult. Now he’s being taken seriously as a lifesize cabbage patch sex toy for gays.

Darren, I’ll get you one for Christmas.

Aside –

My main ‘mo, the aforementioned Darren, never fails to come on to my husband whenever he gets the chance. His text to me this morning:

OMG. 2 things. 1 those pix of Valentino make me laugh out loud, SO natural; and 2, tell J I have a big birthday present for him.

Save the present for LipGloss. Would you rather the real one or the wax one?


Photos from Wenn.com

Zac Efron wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s

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