Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t want any of her friends to be friends with Vanity Fair. And then Jay Z showed up on the cover of the latest Vanity Fair. Did it come between them?

Of course not.

As if G could be mad at Jay. There’s an upper hand in that relationship. And the power isn’t blonde.

So here’s Jay with Chris Martin and Timbaland on the tube in London the other night on their way back from the O2. Chris ended up on stage with Jay to close the show.

Jay and Chris on the tube is like Cressida Bonas’s love for scrunchies. It sucks for the ordinary folk but when the rich, famous, and elite do it, it’s seen as either cool or quirky because the point is that they don’t have to. So it’s like riding with regulars for kicks. Thanks, I guess?