Shaki and RiRi are having a sleepover. I WANT TO GO TO THIS SLEEPOVER.

Doesn’t matter that the song is sh-t. I’m still putting the video on repeat. There’s wall-dancing, for starters. And I shouldn’t need to give you any more reasons after that. But if you really need one, they’re smoking on a set of really nice black and white sheets. And I don’t get the sense that they need the boys to come over. Their company is enough.

Why would any boys be required when Shakira and Rihanna are in the room?

Here’s Rihanna arriving at LAX. This outfit is sick. I’m about to hump this jacket. How does her toque stand up so perfectly? You see what we missed at the Grammys? YOU SEE?