Johnny Depp’s interview with Ellen DeGeneres airs today. I’ve only seen the clip below but, amazingly, he doesn’t talk about his “chick ring” and he doesn’t talk about his “girl”.

Instead, it’s a random series of questions about whether or not he plays with Barbies, sleeps in the nude, and paints elephants. Oh that Johnny Depp! So adorably quirky!

And here he is last night at the Transcendence premiere in Hollywood, no fiancée. She’s working in New York. Am shocked. Johnny Depp couldn’t get Amber Heard a day off? What’s the f-cking point of being engaged to him if she can’t get a work pass to walk a red carpet? Interesting too because lately he always manages to be there to walks hers. Then again, her movies need more help than his do.