Pregnancy is not private: Mila Kunis edition

Mila Kunis covers the new issue of MARIE CLAIRE. She’s pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby. And Ashton Kutcher is some kind of hero because he isn’t “judging” her for her body changes. Click here for a refresher.

How f-cking gross is it to know that people talk like this? That there’s someone out there who said those words and felt like it would be a compliment instead of punching themselves in the face? If someone said that to me I would punch them in the face. I used to think that Mila Kunis would be the kind of person who would punch them in the face. I hoped that she was that girl.

But Mila Kunis, who wants to be private, is now talking about “shredding” her vagina during childbirth in a magazine. So, I’m not sure if she’s that girl.

"Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He'll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn't if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It's just a matter of how badly."

She also talked to MARIE CLAIRE about her engagement:

"One day, it just changed. All of a sudden, it wasn't the same. And I was really proud of myself for acknowledging that. The best day of my life so far was the proposal. I cried. I was a mess. Not to discredit any relationships in my past, but this relationship is different."

What could be more personal than how it’s going to be in the delivery room when your baby is coming out of you and how you reacted when your fiancé proposed?

I’m having a hard time finding that line but you know, she wants me to see it. She wants you to see it. Try to remember that the next time you’re curious about where she and Ashton conceived their baby and when they’re getting married and where they’re getting married and whether or not you can see the pictures and she sticks her hand up in your face because you’ve overstepped the line. Well then stop moving the f-cking line.

Click here for more on Mila Kunis in MARIE CLAIRE.