Apparently there was a rumour happening out there about Charlize Theron and Sean Penn being engaged. So PEOPLE took it upon themselves to tell you that they’re not engaged but that…
Friends of the couple "wouldn't be surprised" by a proposal, says the insider. "But she's not engaged – yet."
WTF?
I’m still trying to acclimate to the fact that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are a thing. And showing up on red carpets together. Now I’m supposed to imagine them married? Is this because Robin Wright is getting married?
Sean is directing Charlize in his next film, The Last Face which, supposedly, Robin had been trying to acquire for years. I dunno. To me these are a lot of coincidences piling on top of each other.
