Eddie Redmayne went to the theatre last night with his girlfriend Hannah Bagshawe in London. This post, really, is for Jacek, who has a hard-on for Eddie Redmayne or, specifically, “Eddie Redmayne and his girlfriend”. Because after the release of Les Miserables, people are googling that all day. YES. We are traffic whores. And Eddie Redmayne has a significant fangirl base. And he looks great in a blue sweater with a pink handkerchief tucked into the breast pocket.

Eddie is next to work on the Wachowskis’ Jupiter Ascending with Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, and Sean Bean. Vulture had an exclusive about the Jupiter Ascending plot a couple of months ago. Basically it’s a sci-fi Snow White. Here on earth, Mila Kunis scrubs sh-t from the toilet, while the Evil Queen lives on another planet and realises they have the same DNA so she sends her army after the threat. The Queen and her people are like us, only better, because they’ve been genetically modified. Fine. But who is the Evil Queen?

And CAN IT PLEASE BE DEMI MOORE?

Here’s Demi in West Hollywood yesterday.