Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron, Minka Kelly…

They’ve all been attracted to Sean Penn. Is it the hair?

Sean was in Paris on Sunday to meet with the French Minister of Ecology, Sustainable Development, and Energy. They discussed climate issues and securing more help for Haiti. Obviously important issues. Much more important than what he looks like, Lainey, you shallow c-nt. Of course. F-ck me for even paying attention to that sh-t. Or what’s about to come next.

Page Six reported the other day that Sean and Madonna were seen hanging out in San Diego, still speculating as to whether or not they’re getting back together. I’m telling you, I totally think he was in Vancouver for Emmanuelle Vaugier – click here for a refresher – which was two weeks ago. You really think M likes to share?